CarriePrejean: If only she'd had a handgun to defend herself!!!
Robots are Strong: If only she'd had a ...CarriePrejean: If only she'd had a handgun to defend herself!!!Nevermind. God damn it.
HaywoodJablonski: He claims innocence, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on
Red Shirt Blues: HaywoodJablonski: He claims innocence, but he doesn't have a leg to stand ondammit...that was mine!
log_jammin: I have no idea what the headline means. A robot killed Harrison fords girlfriend?
MurphyMurphy: Good cover story.See? This is what makes a good athlete, being able to think quick on your feet when youuuuohkay maybe that was a bad way to phrase that.
Popcorn Johnny: Now she'll never get to see the Tannhauser gate. :(
99.998er: He will slide.
99.998er: I hope her family has money. Obviously he will be unable to foot the bill for the funeral.
jdamaral: So he shot her twice? Hm.
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