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(Courier Mail)   First came the floods. Then came the bats coughing, pooping, and vomiting up their virus. Just as the Bible predicted   ( couriermail.com.au) divider line
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2013-02-14 09:08:02 AM  
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Ha has wah. Sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab with the coughing and the pooping and the bats vomiting up the virus wh-ha ha.

 
2013-02-14 09:27:44 AM  
Just make sure that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't shake hands with any unsanitary chefs, and we'll all be a-ok.
 
2013-02-14 10:08:24 AM  
What must one do with horses in order to contract it?

I'm just asking for a friend.
 
2013-02-14 10:56:12 AM  
Looks like the price for a wand of Fireball just went up.

/I'm so lonely today
 
2013-02-14 11:10:14 AM  
Thus it begins...

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/Hot as a burning Viral
 
2013-02-14 11:41:02 AM  
Then came the stupid Featured Partner links on Fark.
 
2013-02-14 11:42:52 AM  
We can't stop here...
 
2013-02-14 11:49:12 AM  

Diogenes: What must one do with horses in order to contract it?

I'm just asking for a friend.




Wiki says: "The trainer, Victory ('Vic') Rail, and a stable hand were involved in nursing the index case, and both fell ill with an influenza-like illness "

So I guess transmission is through horse sneezing

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2013-02-14 11:59:44 AM  
These aren't the same bats that they found hiding in the coma of Halley's comet are they?
 
2013-02-14 12:20:26 PM  

Diogenes: What must one do with horses in order to contract it?

I'm just asking for a friend.


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Make the horse have a baby
 
2013-02-14 12:40:13 PM  

Evil Mackerel: These aren't the same bats that they found hiding in the coma of Halley's comet are they?


I'd let Mathilda May suck my soul
 
2013-02-14 12:40:24 PM  
"Four people have been killed by the virus in Australia since 1994."

Not exactly an epidemic, is it?
 
2013-02-14 04:59:56 PM  
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"And the racism!  Don't forget the racism, biatchazzzzz!"
 
2013-02-14 05:52:40 PM  
It has an extremely high case-fatality rate, and the concern is that it'll mutate enough to pass human-to-human. Just like H5N1, it's stuff like this and Nipah (closely related) that present serious pandemic risks. Stupid bats.

And for how you get it from horses: usually from their urine. If you've ever been around a horse, you'll know how much that stuff splashes.

That's why I've always wondered what the hell was going on in Jingle-Bells. Seriously, you guys LIKE getting a fire-hose of urine aimed at you?
 
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