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(AZ Family)   Arizona court rules that you can be busted for DUI if you're caught driving with marijuana in your system even if the last time you smoked was two weeks ago. Yea, freedom   ( azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Arizona's DUI, Arizona Supreme Court, regulations, marijuana  
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2013-02-14 09:00:13 AM  
3 votes:

Ecobuckeye: Have you been taking the pot?

I had a friend who died after shooting up three whole marijuanas. Stay away from the devil's lettuce, friends.
2013-02-14 08:59:03 AM  
3 votes:

DAR: Arizona !!! were the defends brown people???.....

Have you been taking the pot?
2013-02-14 08:44:33 AM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I have set foot in Arizona twice in my life

/I feel no compelling need to do so again
//all y'all are crazy

Know how you feel. Bunch of pucker mouthed honkies.
2013-02-14 12:02:08 PM  
1 vote:

snocone: You do know that you have paid for THREE, count 'em 3, federal scientific studies of the intoxicating and impairing effects of marijuana over the past 50 years. All recommended decriminalization and were, of course, ignored, discarded and villified after the fact.
The results indicate a failure of the concept of "impairment" comparing alcohol and marijuana.
The chemicals are not the same, don't work anythink alike. The effects cannot be compared.
Alcohol is a Central Nervous System Depressant, pot is not.
Alcohol is a neurotoxin, pot is not.
Alcohol has a lethal dose, easily attained, pot does not.
And so on,,,

After paying $millions, your nannys have chosen to ignor, refute and bury the science.

The current situation is based on lies and will eventually bite the liers' ass.
And I emphasize, LIES, not misconception, not misunderstanding, LIES!
The best you can do now is make sure history is not rewritten as the truth finally comes out, inch by painful inch.

But pot will make teh white wimmin susceptible to teh jazz man's penis, so much worse than alcohol...
2013-02-14 09:12:14 AM  
1 vote:

xanadian: d9-THC stays in your system a lot longer than alcohol, due to its lipophilic nature.  TMYK.  ----====*

AZ has ingeniously come up with the subtle threat meaning Go Bet Fat Somewhere Else, Hippie.
2013-02-14 08:56:39 AM  
1 vote:

rev. dave: In a few years cops will have field blood analysis machines. Take a drop of blood from your finger and instant conviction. Imagine future road blocks where everyone on the road is tested.

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2013-02-14 08:50:39 AM  
1 vote:

DAR: Arizona !!! were the defends brown people???.....

2013-02-14 08:46:45 AM  
1 vote:
We're going to put you tiny motherfarkers in charge of plant molecules in people's bloodstream.
2013-02-14 08:46:01 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder what happens if you live in Colorado and then drove to Arizona?
2013-02-14 07:24:57 AM  
1 vote:
d9-THC stays in your system a lot longer than alcohol, due to its lipophilic nature.  TMYK.  ----====*
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