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(Canoe)   Man rejected in his bid to become the "Kanye West" of animal trainers tries to steal the biggest walrus of all time. OF ALL TIME   ( divider line
    More: Weird, lawsuit alleges, animal abuse  
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2990 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2013 at 7:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-14 07:26:01 AM  
Whar my bukkit?
2013-02-14 07:26:41 AM  
Goo goo g'joob
2013-02-14 07:30:25 AM  
Why the fark would you want to be know as 'Kanye West' one of the biggest douches on earth?
2013-02-14 07:32:12 AM  
Never go Kanye West
2013-02-14 07:35:09 AM  
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2013-02-14 07:41:22 AM  
He'll let you finish, but sadly is not granted the same courtesy
2013-02-14 07:43:08 AM  
Nuts in the news!
2013-02-14 08:03:31 AM  
Even if he managed to do it, what was he gonna do with a stolen walrus?
2013-02-14 08:04:48 AM  

Fluid: Even if he managed to do it, what was he gonna do with a stolen walrus?

Kill it for the ivory.

/that's what I'd do
2013-02-14 08:07:08 AM  
This one's bigger:
farm1.staticflickr.comView Full Size

Apparently the taxidermist had never seen one before, it's absolutely hilarious in real life.
2013-02-14 08:25:14 AM  
Well, goo goo g'joob to him, I guess. He deserves to be beaten with a bukkit.
2013-02-14 08:51:26 AM  

stupiddream: Whar my bukkit?

Somebody be stealin' your bukkit?!?!?
2013-02-14 08:59:47 AM Full Size

2013-02-14 09:07:52 AM  
A walrus is not a gay fish... so how can he become "Kanye West" if it does not involve a gay fish.
2013-02-14 12:47:32 PM  
But everyone loves Marineland!
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