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(TwinCities.com)   After losing her Poise, woman charged with assault for throwing used tampon at officers. Now hopes that she can Stayfree   ( twincities.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Golden Valley, woman charged, Stayfree, bail hearing, feminine hygiene, gross misdemeanor, felony charges, misdemeanor charges  
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2310 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2013 at 9:46 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-13 11:49:10 PM  
I miss L7.
2013-02-14 08:45:17 AM  
Feminine hygiene humor is Always good for a green.
2013-02-14 09:11:02 AM  
2013-02-14 09:25:37 AM  

staplermofo: I miss L7.

Me too.

That noted this is really more of HWA article.
2013-02-14 09:47:39 AM  
You really went for maxi-mum puns, eh  subby?
2013-02-14 09:48:42 AM  
And that's when things got bloody
2013-02-14 09:49:05 AM  
Maybe she can get a lawyer to represent her, pro-bono. You know, no strings attached.
2013-02-14 09:50:42 AM  
no one wants to be friends with a pon-chucker
2013-02-14 09:51:48 AM  
Now that's a sticky situation!
2013-02-14 09:52:35 AM  
They should give her time to let the seriousness of the charges soak in.
2013-02-14 09:54:54 AM  
Looks like the evidence is spotty
2013-02-14 09:57:40 AM  
Where's the plug tag?

2013-02-14 09:57:52 AM  
Missed opportunity for "Plug" tag.
2013-02-14 09:58:37 AM  
Up tight, out of sight, and in the groove, man.
2013-02-14 09:59:05 AM  
Felonious Assault With a Feminine Hygiene Product is the name of my L7 cover band.
2013-02-14 10:00:18 AM  

staplermofo: I miss L7.

Motherfarker. Why didn't I even look at the thread first?
2013-02-14 10:00:29 AM  

untaken_name: You really went for maxi-mum puns, eh  subby?

It was the right time.  And once things start to flow, it's hard to stop.
2013-02-14 10:02:45 AM  

Gulper Eel: Feminine hygiene humor is Always good for a green.

Do you suppose this thread should be in the red?
2013-02-14 10:05:18 AM  

untaken_name: You really went for maxi-mum puns, eh  subby?

My first ever greenlight.  I'm so happy.  But now I wish I had thought of half of the ideas in this thread.  I could have pulled out an epic headline.
2013-02-14 10:08:33 AM  

traylor: Gulper Eel: Feminine hygiene humor is Always good for a green.

Do you suppose this thread should be in the red?

The thread should be green.  If the used tampon is green, that's a different problem.
2013-02-14 10:15:17 AM  
Wait, why was she being strip-searched?
2013-02-14 10:15:51 AM  
Strip searched? really? For drunk in public? Kinda sounds like she was upset at being assaulted after assaulting someone else who likely assaulted her.

////assault its whats for dinner
2013-02-14 10:20:50 AM  
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2013-02-14 10:26:57 AM  
Certainly some Pearls in this (dangling) thread.
2013-02-14 10:28:33 AM  
Gross.  It seems like, between this and the CTA poop-sock incident, bodily waste attacks are on the rise.
2013-02-14 10:31:04 AM  
As a gay man, I have no idea why I came into this thread right before lunch.
2013-02-14 10:45:21 AM  

Buttknuckle: As a gay man, I have no idea why I came into this thread right before lunch.

As a straight man I still feel the same.
2013-02-14 10:48:11 AM  
Best part was this add that was on the page:
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2013-02-14 10:50:10 AM  
I hear her lawyer is going to try to pull some strings to get the charges dropped.
2013-02-14 11:08:33 AM  
Sounds like she's not going to "gentle glide®" her way out of doing some time.
2013-02-14 11:18:29 AM  
No one mentioned that she is from Golden Valley.  In her Golden Valley, the river runs red.
2013-02-14 12:04:07 PM  
did this happen in Tampax, Fla?
It's always Florida.
2013-02-14 12:22:12 PM  
Poise is for urinary incontinence, therefore this headline is erroneous.
2013-02-14 02:10:23 PM  
BEST FARK Headline of 2013.
2013-02-14 02:16:22 PM  
You can Rely on FARK.
2013-02-14 03:24:05 PM  
Great headline.

I don't know why strip searches are being done on people who will never go beyond a holding cell.
2013-02-15 12:49:00 PM  
TFA says she's 21, but they also busted her for underage  drinking?
2013-02-15 01:13:23 PM  
37 comments and nobody noticed the missed period?
2013-02-15 04:17:46 PM  
This charge may put a stain upon her escutcheon.
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