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2013-02-13 06:13:29 PM  
4 votes:
I was about to click the link, until I noticed "AARP."

Good one, Subbsy. You almost got me.
2013-02-13 10:11:02 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-13 10:09:32 PM  
3 votes:
Well this has taken a turn for the ugly. Must try to fix...

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2013-02-13 10:02:32 PM  
3 votes:
The suggestions were actually pretty good.

1) Forget skimpy, sheer or tight.
2) Don't even try to buy bras, panties, thongs or G-strings.
3) It's not what she reveals, it's how she feels.
4) Think long and loose.
5) Stage a two-person fashion show.

/looking forward to having a lot of old person sex
//in 30 years
2013-02-13 08:44:40 PM  
3 votes:
To be fair, every ankle-length, long-sleeved, high-button-collared flannel nightgown is technically a CROTCHLESS ankle-length, long-sleeved, high-button-collared flannel nightgown
2013-02-14 12:30:22 AM  
2 votes:
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/Yes you would
2013-02-13 11:44:03 PM  
2 votes:
If you're going to buy a g-string, just go ahead and get a tube of Vagisil.
2013-02-13 09:33:56 PM  
2 votes:
The world's worst suggestions for buying sexy lingerie for Valentine's Day


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2013-02-14 01:22:00 AM  
1 vote:

Podmore: Lingerie is a bad gift idea unless you're absolutely certain your girl wants it.  Quite a number of women see it for what it really is: a gift for yourself that she wears.

I don' think that's even a question.  Everyone knows this is the case. But why is it that women always get the good end of Valentine's Day?  Us guys deserve one too.

That said, I just convinced my wife with subtle hints that I bought her lingerie for today.  I actually got her one of those pajama-gram things, with nothing sexy.  Just comfy.  My lady LOVES pajamas, and all of her old sets are getting a little thread bare, so I figured she would like this more.  But my hints were vague enough that she thinks some leather corset with matching riding crop is going to show up for her at work today.  

Screwing with her is the most fun I'll have in the day.
2013-02-14 01:08:15 AM  
1 vote:
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There, that's better.
2013-02-14 12:53:53 AM  
1 vote:

Phony_Soldier: I Like Bread: If nothing else, just let her buy the lingerie. If she's not the type to go shopping for lingerie... leave her.

Now you tell me.

My wife is fond of pointing out that lingerie is pointless because the ultimate goal is to eventually not wear it. Can't say I disagree with the logic.
2013-02-14 12:51:27 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-14 12:34:24 AM  
1 vote:
Alright, Vitamin Pb tried to get this going with some eye bleach at least but well.....
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I hate Valentines day, but I'll be nice.
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2013-02-14 12:17:03 AM  
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2013-02-14 12:06:11 AM  
1 vote:

wingedkat: If you don't know your lady's actual measurements, this isn't bad advice.

Why not let her buy tight, skimpy garments to turn you on?

A good v-day present should be something that turns the other person on, not what turns you on.

/I think I broke that rule this year, but only in the gift. What I'm wearing when I give it will be what counts.

I second this. Half the time I don't even get my OWN measurements right- it can be tricky when I'm a 36D in some bra brands, and a 38DD in others. And don't even get me started on the personal interpretations of S, M, and L. How the heck is a guy supposed to eyeball me and go uh, she's about this size...

You can never go wrong with sex toys though. Barring extremes, one size works for all. Yum.
2013-02-14 12:06:05 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-13 11:54:37 PM  
1 vote:
I had an ex boyfriend buy me a vacuum for Valentine's day.

I mean, my other one had crapped out on me, but that's not a valentine's day gift, that's "we went to Home Depot after work".

I got a package of Oreos for Valentine's day this year. Overjoyed.

/not fat
2013-02-13 11:54:09 PM  
1 vote:
EVERY piece of lingerie I bought the ex was worn once, then stored in a cardboard box.

/no longer married
//have not seen lingerie in 7 years
////first use of slashies ever
2013-02-13 11:50:01 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, not bad advice if you want to get her something she likes.  If you want to get her something to turn you on, which is the real reason men buy lingerie, then you want skin.
2013-02-13 10:41:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-13 10:24:02 PM  
1 vote:

Vitamin Pb: Well this has taken a turn for the ugly. Must try to fix...

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Well played.

It is the FSM's own work you do here!

Pasta blessings be upon you and your house down unto the nth generation.
2013-02-13 10:18:37 PM  
1 vote:
Even something simple like this isn't ba
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2013-02-13 10:16:53 PM  
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2013-02-13 10:16:10 PM  
1 vote:
Subby checks out the American Association of Retired People for lingerie ideas and has a problem with what be good ideas for most Retired People... Must be gunning for a grey saggy ex cougar working the lace french cut panties and matching bra...
2013-02-13 10:15:31 PM  
1 vote:

Krieghund: The suggestions were actually pretty good.

4) Think long and loose.

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2013-02-13 09:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
Oh sure.  Make fun of elderly and sex.

Do you know how difficult it is for an elderly woman to get her breasts to spin or swing in such a manner as they don't hit one another and  become tied in a knot?

That takes real talent.
2013-02-13 09:11:11 PM  
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Who the FARK cruises the AARP for lingerie?
2013-02-13 06:31:55 PM  
1 vote:
Two words: fractured pelvis.
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