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2013-02-13 11:37:11 AM  
Cutting back on drinking.

I wanted to give up procrastination but I'll just do it next year.
2013-02-13 11:39:51 AM  
King cake.

/Probably going to be understood by a very small fraction of FARKers.
2013-02-13 11:40:48 AM  

Nabb1: King cake.

/Probably going to be understood by a very small fraction of FARKers.

2013-02-13 11:41:41 AM  
Nothing, I'm not a religious loon.
2013-02-13 11:45:55 AM  
Totalfark, my subscription runs out at 5pm today
2013-02-13 11:46:38 AM  
Putting vowels in my SQL syntax
2013-02-13 11:48:28 AM  
Mexican food.
2013-02-13 11:58:15 AM  
Micro-brewed IPAs
2013-02-13 12:00:28 PM  
Clown groping.
2013-02-13 12:02:45 PM  
2013-02-13 12:04:10 PM  
Being nice to people about their weird cultural bullshiat.
2013-02-13 12:08:38 PM  

James72: Remember, the first person to break their Lent promise loses a finger.

Too bad. I gave up fingers.
2013-02-13 12:13:15 PM  

/not Catholic
2013-02-13 12:20:11 PM  
I gave up soft drinks for my health (trying to lose some weight), not out of a sense of religious obligation.  I think I'll keep hanging out with the pagans.  they're far less judgmental about their faith.
2013-02-13 12:22:20 PM  
2013-02-13 12:25:35 PM  
My wife said she's going to cease using profanity.
No farking way she's going to make it.
2013-02-13 12:26:43 PM  
Nothing in particular, but I'm on day four of no smoking.
2013-02-13 12:28:32 PM  
Primary sources of Caffeine.

/5 days since my last Pepsi
//Chocolate's not going away, though - leaving me with about 30 mg/day of caffeine.
///Down from 100-180 as of two weeks ago.
2013-02-13 12:35:11 PM  
2013-02-13 12:41:14 PM  
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2013-02-13 12:42:52 PM  
It doesn't matter what I give up, it won't top Father Ratzinger's giving up of the Papacy.
2013-02-13 12:43:23 PM  
Maybe I'll just clean out the lint that's been stuck in my belly button...
2013-02-13 12:43:30 PM  
Woops, too late oh well.
2013-02-13 12:46:11 PM  
Wish the admin would give up greening TFD links for Lent. The unclean masses have not made their $5 purification rituals in which you are cleansed in alcohol and deemed worthy to be a true Farker
2013-02-13 12:47:14 PM  
Much like the Pope, I'm giving up my job for Lent.
2013-02-13 12:51:32 PM  
Getting my naughty clown bits groped by that greasy sociopath.
2013-02-13 12:52:51 PM  
White women aka swine
2013-02-13 12:53:45 PM  
It's not what I'm giving up, it's WHO I'm giving up: Freddie Coffee Bean, Q-Tip Tony, Pops Leo, Larry the Digger, Johnny Francona, Joey Banana Box, Petey Six-Wheels, Donny Ice, Russian John, and Doctor Three Lips.
2013-02-13 12:54:14 PM  
2013-02-13 12:54:59 PM  
2013-02-13 12:58:55 PM  
I gave up being Catholic for Lent a few years ago.
2013-02-13 01:08:58 PM  
Your mother.
2013-02-13 01:14:48 PM  
What is this lent you speak of? OOOH I see its some antiquated religious practice. I guess I could give up trolling Fark!

On second thought naaaahhhhh
2013-02-13 01:21:09 PM  
Seeing how I'm never getting laid again I'll just give up sex. Should I break it at least I'll be happy in Hell.
2013-02-13 01:33:40 PM  
I'm giving up giving up, but I don't think it's going to last.
2013-02-13 01:46:09 PM  
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2013-02-13 02:03:12 PM  
I'm giving up covering for the ineptitude and stupidity of my coworkers, some of whom are in much higher job classes than I.  It'll last until one of them figures it out and yells at me to get to work on their crap.
2013-02-13 02:14:42 PM  
2013-02-13 02:19:52 PM  

Nabb1: King cake.

/Probably going to be understood by a very small fraction of FARKers.

2013-02-13 02:21:16 PM  

s/  Father Pat
2013-02-13 02:21:19 PM  

Current Resident: Catholicism

Funny thing is I did that about 20 years ago.  Happier ever since.
2013-02-13 02:21:28 PM  
I'm giving up deprivations for Lent
2013-02-13 02:21:28 PM  
2013-02-13 02:21:36 PM  
The Pope
2013-02-13 02:21:59 PM  
Sex with my wife.  Thank god for the girlfriend.
2013-02-13 02:22:01 PM  
2013-02-13 02:22:09 PM  
Guilt. It will be trying
2013-02-13 02:22:21 PM  
2013-02-13 02:22:48 PM  
2013-02-13 02:22:58 PM  
BBQ joints are ghost-towns on Good Friday.  Go chow down on some swine for to achieve maximum religious offense.
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