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(Info Wars)   An Arizona man hopes to cash in on a $5 million payday for an innocent little joke about carrying explosive peanut butter on a plane   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, innocent, Bachelor of Arts degree, TSA agents, Port Authority, LaGuardia Airport, New York Daily News  
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8623 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2013 at 9:09 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-13 12:48:09 PM  
2 votes:

PainfulItching: All I can think of is Penn and Teller with the Steel Ball trick they used on each other pre 9/11. The one behind rolling a ball through each time the other had to walk through the metal detectors. Pretty funny actually.

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2013-02-13 10:05:48 AM  
2 votes:

MythDragon: Saw this (not my pic) sign last time I flew:
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I guess they are fed up with people being fed up with them for being assholes. So they get to treat you like shiat, but if you give them lip back, you're the bad guy.

Also that sign seems contradictory first is says that you shouldn't verbally abuse them, then it says to give them the respect they deserve. Well, which is it?
2013-02-13 09:21:42 AM  
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2013-02-13 04:12:59 PM  
1 vote:

oh_please: liam76: oh_please: liam76: Now in all likelyhood this guy is a douche.  His struggle isn't some brave stand to tyrannical TSA infringements on our rights.  And unless he was an idiot he should know the TSA would overreact, I still support him becasue that doesn't make TSA's overeaction right. Rosa knew they were going to call the cops and likely arrest her, does that make her supporters "snow flakes"?

Okay, we get it, this guy is standing up for freedom and civil rights just like Rosa Parks did.

The part you cut out made it pretty clear he wasn't like Rosa Parks.

Did you somehow only read that last sentence or did you read the whole thing then decide to cherry pick that line and dishonestly pretend I was comparing him to Rosa Parks, vice pointing out that supporting someoen who does something knowing they will get into trouble doesn't make you a snow flake.

I'm not the one who put Rosa Parks (or "Rosa", as you call her) in the same paragraph as this dumbass. I didn't draw that parallel, you did.

Oh, and try to learn to type and spell on your phone. It's irritating.

Putting someone in the same paragraph isn't saying they are 'just like' each other. Stop playing/being dumb and or dishonest.

I didn't even draw a parallel between them. I simply said that calling a person a snowflake for supporting someone who knew their actions would get them in trouble (as the person I was responding to dud) means supporting rosa parks makes you a snow flake.

Don't cry about my typing just because I called out your BS, dumbass.
2013-02-13 10:49:16 AM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: So they get to treat you like shiat, but if you give them lip back, you're the bad guy.

No- read it again. it says to "give them the respect they deserve". They deserve none, so....
2013-02-13 09:47:01 AM  
1 vote:
I hope they pick me for that jury trial. nothing would make me happier than seeing the TSA DIAF.
Fark those bureaubloats to hell.
2013-02-13 09:40:35 AM  
1 vote:

olderbudnoweiser: Hmmm, I wonder if a 16oz jar of peanut butter is on a list of banned carry on items the TSA provides the air traveling public?


"Here's a list of liquid, aerosol and gel items..."

Peanut butter is none of those.

Damn government, first ketchup is a vegetable, now peanut butter is a liquid.
2013-02-13 08:08:43 AM  
1 vote:
People are always getting confused about this free speech thing. The first amendment will not bail this asshat out.
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