quatchi: Accidents would be a lot more fun if airbags looked like a pair of giant boobies when they inflate rather than just a boring, plain old bag./Why doesn't Detroit think about these things the way I do?
Mr. Right: I've often suggested that if NTSB wants to improve driver safety, they need to start with the attitude of the driver. Surrounding the driver with airbags is exactly the wrong thing to do. it makes the driver feel invincible so he will take risks that someone less secure would not take. If NTSB really wants drivers to practice safe, defensive driving; the airbag system should be replaced with a large, stainless steel spike that, in the event of a head-on collision, would be deployed through the driver's chest.
Lost Thought 00: Fine, smash your head on the dash. That's one less Libertarian wasting resources for the rest of us.
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