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2013-02-13 04:13:09 AM  
he's the hero we deserve
 
2013-02-13 04:13:14 AM  
I'm sure we'll learn how the fire started. Mhmm.
 
2013-02-13 04:13:50 AM  

ArtosRC: I'm sure we'll learn how the fire started. Mhmm.


the cops started it
 
2013-02-13 04:13:54 AM  
the cabin caught fire "accidentally from a flash grenade". What a bunch of Baloney.
 
2013-02-13 04:15:07 AM  

Acharne: I see the Los Angeles Posse Department got their man. It kinda reminds me of Waco. Does it remind anyone else of Waco? Any officers accidentally shoot themselves in a leg during the bloodlust?


Waco, SLA in the 70s, Those dudes in Philly.  Bottom line is, if you've pissed off the PD enough and they've cornered you, they ain't gonna negotiate, they'll just light you on fire.
 
2013-02-13 04:16:26 AM  

tweek46420: The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.

they did....there is scanner audio that pretty much says burn the farker
[www.greatnorthernprepper.com image 500x376]
word is they found the body


It's clear here around :40 http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/02/12/1186730/-BREAKING-Burn-that- f -ker-down-say-cops
 
2013-02-13 04:19:09 AM  
Brought it on himself.
 
2013-02-13 04:19:10 AM  
The body is a plant. He had it in there already, and that's why he went there, so he could "die".

Where'd he get the body? Easy. You can get a body anywhere. I can get you a body.


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2013-02-13 04:19:25 AM  

cman: God DAMN headline is awesome!


What the fark is wrong with Fark? Either the headlines are shiatty and snarkless or the headlines are pure brilliance. There seems to be no more inbetween space


The whole world is polarized.
 
2013-02-13 04:20:01 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Acharne: I see the Los Angeles Posse Department got their man. It kinda reminds me of Waco. Does it remind anyone else of Waco? Any officers accidentally shoot themselves in a leg during the bloodlust?

Waco, SLA in the 70s, Those dudes in Philly.  Bottom line is, if you've pissed off the PD enough and they've cornered you, they ain't gonna negotiate, they'll just light you on fire.


30 helens agree- thats a fact.
 
2013-02-13 04:20:27 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: tweek46420: The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.

they did....there is scanner audio that pretty much says burn the farker
[www.greatnorthernprepper.com image 500x376]
word is they found the body

It's clear here around :40 http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/02/12/1186730/-BREAKING-Burn-that- f -ker-down-say-cops


Of course, the LAPD ain't gonna pay out to anybody, so when they get sued for damages to the house, they'll deny this is them on the recording. Also, they won't pay the lady hostage the million dollar reward for her call to them.  Bet!
 
2013-02-13 04:20:31 AM  

reggaejunkiejew: the cabin caught fire "accidentally from a flash grenade". What a bunch of Baloney.


Alternate theory...

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2013-02-13 04:20:33 AM  

ontariolightning: if the cops who shot those ladies don't end up in prison there better be vigilantee justice


They will not be charged with anything. LAPD will pay out a large settlement to the victims, and the officers involved will have a mark on their records regarding the shooting, but otherwise nothing will happen.

"Mistakes happen", they'll say, and pin the responsibility for the shooting on the freshly-crispified Dorner. If he hadn't allegedly shot two civilians and some cops, then the officers involved in this shooting wouldn't have been looking for him and mistakenly thought the ladies vehicle was suspicious, thus requiring them to open fire for their own safety and the safety of others.

It's bullshiat, but trust me, that's the way it'll play out.
 
2013-02-13 04:20:35 AM  
BarkingUnicorn: cman: God DAMN headline is awesome!


What the fark is wrong with Fark? Either the headlines are shiatty and sn! arkless or the headlines are pure brilliance. There seems to be no more inbetween space

The whole world is polarized.

RAAACIIIIISSSSST!!!
/I kid I kid
 
2013-02-13 04:20:49 AM  
Crisp Dorner, you say?
 
2013-02-13 04:21:38 AM  

deffuse: BarkingUnicorn: cman: God DAMN headline is awesome!


What the fark is wrong with Fark? Either the headlines are shiatty and sn! arkless or the headlines are pure brilliance. There seems to be no more inbetween space

The whole world is polarized.

RAAACIIIIISSSSST!!!
/I kid I kid

WTF happened to by italics?  Grumble Grumble
 
2013-02-13 04:21:38 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: tweek46420: The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.

they did....there is scanner audio that pretty much says burn the farker
[www.greatnorthernprepper.com image 500x376]
word is they found the body

It's clear here around :40 http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/02/12/1186730/-BREAKING-Burn-that- f -ker-down-say-cops


This one sounds more legit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24WJr4Ye8xY&feature=youtu.be
 
2013-02-13 04:23:02 AM  
Hero.

Pure and simple.
 
2013-02-13 04:23:04 AM  

Hagenhatesyouall: The body is a plant. He had it in there already, and that's why he went there, so he could "die".

Where'd he get the body? Easy. You can get a body anywhere. I can get you a body.



image.guardian.co.ukView Full Size


By 3 oclock yesterday afternoon
 
2013-02-13 04:28:26 AM  
If that is what happens I sincerely hope there are more Dorners out there

MmmmBacon: ontariolightning: if the cops who shot those ladies don't end up in prison there better be vigilantee justice

They will not be charged with anything. LAPD will pay out a large settlement to the victims, and the officers involved will have a mark on their records regarding the shooting, but otherwise nothing will happen.

"Mistakes happen", they'll say, and pin the responsibility for the shooting on the freshly-crispified Dorner. If he hadn't allegedly shot two civilians and some cops, then the officers involved in this shooting wouldn't have been looking for him and mistakenly thought the ladies vehicle was suspicious, thus requiring them to open fire for their own safety and the safety of others.

It's bullshiat, but trust me, that's the way it'll play out.

 
2013-02-13 04:28:27 AM  

salsashark1: Hero.

Pure and simple.


Mad dog.  Simple.  Doesn't make the pack that took him down any less rabid.
 
2013-02-13 04:28:51 AM  
You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.
 
2013-02-13 04:30:32 AM  

styckx: What he did was wrong.. What the cops did to kill him was worse..

"All right Steve we're gonna go...uh...we're gonna forward with the plan with the...with the burner"

"Copy"

"Want it..uh...liked we talked about"

"Burners deployed and we have a fire"

"Copy seven burners deployed and we have a a fire"


I was just listening to the audio and came back here to comment on exactly those same 5 lines but you've done it.
Hearing them sure makes it sound like they were being a little nefarious in their intentions.
 
2013-02-13 04:31:33 AM  
I guess they decided a Hellfire missile was too obvious.
 
2013-02-13 04:36:17 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.


^THIS^
 
2013-02-13 04:37:09 AM  
I want it to be like a hollywood movie,

I want the camera to close in on a coroner's office where some guy in a white coat is pouring over the charred remains of the body...suddenly he looks up just as the camera zooms in on his shocked face "Oh, shiat" he'll say as the realization that this isn't Dorner comes to him.

Smash cut to some wilderness road where a pick up truck comes to a grinding halt and Dorner, dressed as the dead cop from the cabin climbs out, and changes vehicles and clothes...all as he had planned it.

That would be badass...
 
2013-02-13 04:37:16 AM  

Owangotang: Brought it on himself.


Therefor, screw due process.
 
2013-02-13 04:38:07 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.



Also it would be awesome to put a thumb in the eye of the wives, children, grandchildren, friends, and relatives of the INNOCENT people he assassinated right?...cuz you know....Fark them
 
2013-02-13 04:38:22 AM  
As long as they're crooked/racist cops out there he'll be back. A modern day superhero.
 
2013-02-13 04:38:32 AM  

friedlinx: AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.

^THIS^


^THAT^
 
2013-02-13 04:40:57 AM  

publikenemy: AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.


Also it would be awesome to put a thumb in the eye of the wives, children, grandchildren, friends, and relatives of the INNOCENT people he assassinated right?...cuz you know....Fark them


I'm sure you meant 'murdered' and not 'assassinated'.

Let me phrase my opinion in the form of a quote from a wise man.

Tragedy is when i stub my toe.
Comedy is when you fall into a manhole and die.
  - Mel Brooks
 
2013-02-13 04:41:19 AM  

One Bad Apple: libranoelrose:


This is a bad joke, and you should feel bad.

Dude you suck at puns.


And did you know that a burner is just cop slang for tear gas?

It has to be true, someone posted it in TFD.
 
2013-02-13 04:41:40 AM  
What the body might look like
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2013-02-13 04:42:20 AM  

styckx: The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.

Anyone listening to the police scanner heard it and there are numerous recordings (I just posted a transcript of part of it) of it posted eveywhere of one of the cops directing them to burn the farker down..


Unfortunately, I was away from my computer to listen to the scanner. Man, LE went too far on this one. If you can't shoot him, wait him out. Cut the power. Cut the water.
 
2013-02-13 04:42:50 AM  
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tweek46420: word is they found the body


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2013-02-13 04:43:05 AM  
if those remains aren't Dorner the LAPD just got one more black eye instead of one more black guy
 
2013-02-13 04:43:12 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Tragedy is when i stub my toe.
Comedy is when you fall into a manhole and die


lol
 
2013-02-13 04:43:39 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.


Well, except for that whole murdering innocent people thing he had going on.  That kinda turns me off on him.
 
2013-02-13 04:44:11 AM  
S'more for DornerWe don't need no water let the motherfarker burn, Burn motherfarker burn.
 
2013-02-13 04:45:32 AM  

friedlinx: [www.greatnorthernprepper.com image 500x376]
tweek46420: word is they found the body

[25.media.tumblr.com image 150x134]


how....white or black....once you charred...you charred
 
2013-02-13 04:45:43 AM  
I really want there to be no body. Not because I think he's a hero (killing family members nixed that), but just to keep the cops demonstrating what a bunch of farking gangbanger thugs they are.
 
2013-02-13 04:46:31 AM  
 
2013-02-13 04:48:21 AM  
 FTA:  "Dorner, who reportedly crashed a purple Nissan, was then spotted driving a 2008 four-door, white Dodge 4X4 truck around 1:30 p.m."

Always with the white SUV.
 
2013-02-13 04:48:30 AM  

GAT_00: sithon: geeze ,the cops sure go nuts when they're the victims. I wish they were that energetic when an average citizen was murdered .

This whole thing has been off.  There's no reason to believe they're telling the truth about any of this, the response doesn't come close to matching it.

~
~
Can anyone tell me WHAT is possibly being covered up?

Or point me to a tin foil hat link?

It's been doing my head in. Cover up  cover up cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up!!!

Understood already. What are they covering up? And who are "they" for that matter?
 
2013-02-13 04:48:55 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: publikenemy: AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.


Also it would be awesome to put a thumb in the eye of the wives, children, grandchildren, friends, and relatives of the INNOCENT people he assassinated right?...cuz you know....Fark them

I'm sure you meant 'murdered' and not 'assassinated'.

Let me phrase my opinion in the form of a quote from a wise man.

Tragedy is when i stub my toe.
Comedy is when you fall into a manhole and die.
  - Mel Brooks


No, I mean as·sas·si·nate ( -s s -n t ). tr.v. as·sas·si·nat·ed, as·sas·si·nat·ing, as·sas·si·nates. 1. To murder (a prominent person) by surprise attack, as for political reasons.

Sounds like an assassination to me bruh...maybe they weren't prominent, but they were to him. He's a fokkn coward. Kids are crying for their dead fathers this morning.

/wait, lemme stick my thumb in their crying eyes
 
2013-02-13 04:48:56 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Someone at 4chan was already on it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl1gZPLOp8s&feature=youtu.be


You would seriously post that with no warning while I'm listening to the Cranberries?
 
2013-02-13 04:51:20 AM  

Big Ramifications: being covered up?


Criminal behavior being SOP in the LAPD?
 
2013-02-13 04:52:16 AM  

Tony_Pepperoni: friedlinx: AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.

^THIS^

^THAT^


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2013-02-13 04:52:48 AM  

Jeeemz: FTA:  "Dorner, who reportedly crashed a purple Nissan, was then spotted driving a 2008 four-door, white Dodge 4X4 truck around 1:30 p.m."

Always with the white SUV.


So, if they don't find the body, everyone in Red Chevrolet regular-cab 2WD pickups had better stay off the roads for a bit...
 
2013-02-13 04:54:27 AM  

libranoelrose: Big Ramifications: being covered up?

Criminal behavior being SOP in the LAPD?


Thanks. 'Cept now I have to hit Urban dictionary to figure out what SOP means....
 
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