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(WCVB Boston)   Nothing says "I love you" like a cute teddy bear stuffed with crystal meth   ( wcvb.com) divider line
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2013-02-12 11:35:26 AM  
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Still beats flame-retardant love fluff.
2013-02-12 12:06:04 PM  
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2013-02-12 12:13:02 PM  
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2013-02-12 12:13:17 PM  
2013-02-12 12:19:56 PM  

$10,000 worth of crystal methamphetamine.
Lawrence Ligocki was freed on $150 bail after pleading not guilty to drug possession and trafficking charges.

2013-02-12 12:21:14 PM  

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Done in two. Pack up and go to the next thread.
2013-02-12 12:25:47 PM  
"teddy bear through the mail authorities say was stuffed with $10,000 worth of crystal methamphetamine."

"Lawrence Ligocki was freed on $150 bail after pleading not guilty..."

"Authorities allege they found 96 grams of crystal meth inside the teddy bear and more in the home"

2013-02-12 12:26:57 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: $10,000 worth of crystal methamphetamine.
Lawrence Ligocki was freed on $150 bail after pleading not guilty to drug possession and trafficking charges.


Oh, sorry.

2013-02-12 12:27:38 PM  
Oh, that Palin family and their zany hijinks!

2013-02-12 12:30:00 PM  
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2013-02-12 12:32:29 PM  
(methed up bear joke here.)
2013-02-12 12:38:03 PM  
"It's a happy Valentine's Day when I SAY it's a happy Valentine's Day!"
2013-02-12 12:48:24 PM  
Ligocki said he wasn't expecting the package.

Must have been a shipping mix-up. He actually ordered the tar heroin bear
2013-02-12 12:55:42 PM  
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2013-02-12 01:00:15 PM  
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2013-02-12 01:01:47 PM  
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Happy Valentine's Day.  Love, Heisenberg.
2013-02-12 01:06:29 PM  

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For some reason, my mom had nightmares about that bear
2013-02-12 01:25:44 PM  
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2013-02-12 01:36:08 PM  
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Seemed like a good idea at the time . . .
2013-02-12 02:32:02 PM  

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Happy Valentine's Day.  Love, Heisenberg.

2013-02-12 02:40:57 PM  
BTW, too lazy to look upthread, but has anyone posted a picture of the teddy bear in the pool from Breaking Bad yet?
2013-02-12 03:02:37 PM  
Lisa Pongrasic: And now, Mr. Rodriguez, I believe you have something for me?

Rodriguez: Oh, Miss Harrison.. we have something.. for you. Look at that, man.. [ opens case ] Three kilos, the finest Peruvian flak, take a look, huh? We also have something else for you.

Lisa Pongrasic: Really?

Rodriguez: That's right.

Lisa Pongrasic: Well.. I wasn't expecting anything else..

Rodriguez: Oh, this is a surprise, isn't it, G-Love?

Partner: Yeah! I know you're not expecting this!

Rodriguez: You close your eyes, Miss Harrison.

Partner: Yeah, because we don't want you to see what's coming..

Lisa Pongrasic: Yeah, but I.. I really don't have time..

Rodriguez: Just shut up, and close your eyes!

[ listening from the car, Kevin gets worried, and bolts ]

Rodriguez: Okay. [ pulls out another Paddington Bear ] Open 'em up, look at that, huh? It's a gift for the baby, look at that guy! This thing is called a Paddington Bear, okay? It's got a little raincoat, a cute little hat, red boots, you know? I hollowed out the back, it's a good place to hide the blow, okay!

Kevin Hurley: [ from outside the door ] Pongrasic, where are you?!!

: She's a cop!

[ Kevin enters, as a shootout breaks loose, sending him down to the floor with a bullet ]

Partner: You ready to die, Pig!

[ Pongrasic shoots Partner down ]

Lisa Pongrasic: Hold on, Hurley, I'm coming to get you! [ somersaults across the floor ] I'm out of bullets! Harley, where's your gun!

Kevin Hurley: [ weeping ] I dropped it over there where I was shot at, I'm sorry, Pongrasic!

Lisa Pongrasic: It's okay, Hurley, I got an idea! [ jumps aboard a forklift, driving into Rodriguez until he runs out of bullets; she tackles him to the ground ] Oh! And, by the way, Rodriguez, I already got a Paddington Bear! What I really need.. is a bassinet!

Announcer: Now, here's a scene from our next episode..

Lisa Pongrasic: We don't have much time.. my water just broke!

Announcer: Next week, on "Lisa Pongrasic: Very Pregnant Undercover Cop".
2013-02-12 06:41:35 PM  
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