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(Philly.com)   Thumbbody should have left the exotic dancing to professionals   ( philly.com) divider line
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2013-02-12 10:37:14 AM  
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2013-02-12 11:05:02 AM  
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2013-02-12 11:23:41 AM  
FTFA "The digit disaster"
2013-02-12 12:24:50 PM  
A freelance journalist friend of mine submitted this with a better headline:  <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/joshcornfield">joshcornfield</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/phillydailynews">phillydailynews</a> C'mon, people, you're a tabloid: THUMBLESS DANCER SUES TOPLESS BAR.</p>- Joel Mathis (@joelmmathis) <a href="https://twitter.com/joelmmathis/status/301117547623899136">Feb ruary 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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"Thumbless Dancer Sues Topless Bar"
2013-02-12 12:26:19 PM  
Holy cow, embed fail. I'll be surrendering my Internet license this afternoon.
2013-02-12 12:32:29 PM  
I've seen a few burlesque shows that use those kinds of crescent moon pieces for dancing. I didn't think they ever looked dangerous or sharp enough to sever anything.
2013-02-12 12:33:59 PM  
While I may agree with you, I'm still be happy my first ever submitted link got on here after just lurking for a couple years.
2013-02-12 12:50:43 PM  

HisBoyLeroy: While I may agree with you, I'm still be happy my first ever submitted link got on here after just lurking for a couple years.

See, now THAT is how you do it.
2013-02-12 01:11:18 PM  
Was Mr. Thumb's first name Thor?
2013-02-12 01:19:02 PM  
2013-02-12 01:20:37 PM  
Nailed it.
2013-02-12 02:28:23 PM  

Bondith: Was Mr. Thumb's first name Thor?

2013-02-12 05:58:38 PM  

windsorhotel: "Thumbless Dancer Sues Topless Bar"

No, not better, moron.  "Thumbless" means you have no thumbs, like Megan Fox.  Missing one thumb does not make you thumbless.
2013-02-12 06:34:44 PM  
FTA: "... the designer and builder of the dismembering apparatus."

This is SOOOO the name of my next industrial rock project!
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