jackiepaper: List fails for lack of "Our Anerican Cousin"
wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.
The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.God damn teach him to fight back. He was old enough.
IExpectAKill: I watched Zodiac in the theater on a date with an absolutely stunning but overly-religious, helicopter-parented redhead a couple of years ago. She sat bolt upright the entire time and was probably mortally terrified but she didn't want to leave. After the movie we went for a country drive and were caught by a cop in a local park on the verge of having sex in my car. Best date ever!
wellreadneck: The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.God damn teach him to fight back. He was old enough.Teach him to fight back? I'm the one who blurted out "That's not abuse, that's an affair".
simplicimus: War of the Roses is not on the list?
Mega Steve: Also adding The Brown Bunny. I have never seen anything as creepy as the blowjob scene.Then again, Vincent Gallo seems like a huge creeper, himself. He looks like he'd leave an oily stain behind where ever he sat down.
DonkeyDixon: I dare anyone to watch Irreversible on a first date
Snotnose: I saw Carrie when it first came out. A couple days later my date wanted to see it, so off we go. Remember at the end, when all is sad and melancholy at the grave, then the hand comes out of the ground? I reached around behind her and grabbed her shoulder when that hand came out.She never went out with me again :(/ still can't hear out of that ear
NuttierThanEver: No Serbian Film?
count_chimpula: List fails without The Crying Game.
tricycleracer: 13. "Revolutionary Road"I knew this had to be in the list.
wellreadneck: Took a guy to see "South Park". He stormed out during " Uncle F*cker". After pointing out how insensitive and thoughtless my film choice was, he confessed that he'd been abused by his own uncle for several years, between the ages of 17 and 22.
amindtat: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x329]CSB: Our first date was a blind, double-date at the drive in. This was the second movie shown. Neither of us remembers what the first movie was. We all gave the movies the MST3K treatment, and we laughed our asses off all night. She and I been married almost 18 years now, and we still manage to make each other laugh.
enry: First date with my now wife was "Jacob's Ladder".I forget why we each wanted to see it.
DubyaHater: List fails without Bruno
Mike Chewbacca: wellreadneck: Took a guy to see "South Park". He stormed out during " Uncle F*cker". After pointing out how insensitive and thoughtless my film choice was, he confessed that he'd been abused by his own uncle for several years, between the ages of 17 and 22.If you didn't know his backstory, how was your movie choice insensitive and thoughtless? Besides, it's not like you KNEW Uncle Farker was going to be in the movie.
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