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(WTKR)   Wife desperately searching for her dentures, which disappeared after she left them in the glove box of a friend's car and he wrecked it in an accident. Hubby really needs to have a talk with the 'friend'   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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2013-02-12 12:02:37 PM  
9 votes:
It makes me sad that we still have undentured servitude in this day and age.
2013-02-12 12:40:53 PM  
2 votes:

Madaynun: "If there's anybody out there who might have somehow and in some strange possibility come across them, it would be awesome if you could possibly let us know," Mike says.

why does that quote make chuckle?

That's why.
2013-02-12 12:23:41 PM  
2 votes:
Car was totalled when she gave the friend tooth-free head while he was driving. He had to leave the scene because he has outstanding warrants. She told them she was driving. Cops know something is fishy because she can't produce registration and she doesn't know her friend's last name, so they tell her they're towing the car and her friend can come and get it. Female cop who she cursed out refuses to allow her back into the vehicle to get the dentures.

/What I think happened
2013-02-12 11:56:39 AM  
2 votes:
I am shiveringly reminded of that scene in The World According to Garp and can, therefor, appreciate this woman's foresight.
2013-02-12 11:54:46 AM  
2 votes:
And the radio played that famous ZZ Top song with the lines "Gimme All Your Gummin  / All your hugs and kisses too"
2013-02-12 11:47:22 AM  
2 votes:
will the friend end up thinner?
2013-02-12 03:11:31 PM  
1 vote:
What, did she drink 10 liters of Coke a day?
2013-02-12 03:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
great now a want a blow job from a toothless married woman
2013-02-12 01:26:18 PM  
1 vote:
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