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(Reuters)   Parisian butchers going out of business as Kylie Minogue's fan base dwindles   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2013-02-12 09:43:24 AM  
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For references purpose.
2013-02-12 09:44:18 AM  
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2013-02-12 09:45:46 AM  
I most certainly am not dwindling.

/still not going to eat horsemeat.  I just don't want to.
2013-02-12 09:47:22 AM  
Kylie Minogue--"prime rump steak"
2013-02-12 09:47:32 AM  
First line: In a dingy Parisian back street, diners at a one-of-a-kind bistro tuck lustily into breaded horse brain, pan fried heart of horse and broiled cheek, along with prime rump steaks the chef cuts from the bone himself.

Last line: "People nowadays don't shop at traditional butchers. They spend their money on takeaway junk that is not nutritious."

I'm encouraged that the French have nutrition idiots as well. I wonder if somebody there washes down their country fried horse brain with a Diet Coke, since they're dieting.
2013-02-12 09:47:36 AM  
Not dwindling either,   just lost a few pounds.

/still hotter than you.
2013-02-12 09:50:07 AM  
Did subby confuse Kylie with SJP...?

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2013-02-12 09:52:15 AM  
What a "rump steak" may look like:
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2013-02-12 09:53:02 AM  
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I do like the company she keeps.
2013-02-12 09:58:12 AM  
There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, the dimples in a woman's back above her buttocks and the fear in a man's eyes who knows I'm going to hurt him.
2013-02-12 10:00:52 AM  

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For references purpose.

I'd eat it.
2013-02-12 10:10:37 AM  
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2013-02-12 10:40:07 AM  
You shut your whore mouth, subby!
2013-02-12 10:50:17 AM  
She may be 44, but I'd still gladly have her for dinner any day.
2013-02-12 12:21:57 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god, oh my yes.
2013-02-12 02:28:30 PM  
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2013-02-13 05:58:49 PM  

Jackpot777: Did subby confuse Kylie with SJP...?

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Nah, i just figured I'd give her a break this time. Plus SJP looks like a foot, remember?.  I think Kylie's hot. Hot horseface.
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