durbnpoisn: This reminds me fondly of when I was on jury duty. When the judge asked me what my profession was, I answered "Petroleum Transfer Engineer".It was most amusing. And for some reason, they excused me from the jury.
SwingDancer: In the 90's when I was programming fulltime for a living, My boss asked me what I wanted on my business card as a job title. I settled on Code Slinger. ahhh youth
LouDobbsAwaaaay: No, they can give the impression that the company is trying to give the impression that it is fun, hip, and creative. Which inevitably means it's none of those things. All it reminds me of is the "pieces of flair" bit from Office Space.
dumbobruni: if I see more jobs with "ninja" attached to them at NY tech firms, I'm going to get stabby./Accounts Payable Ninja? Really?
Molavian: Laser Galactic Super Awesome Incredible Network Ninja
dumbobruni: /Accounts Payable Ninja? Really?
aimtastic: My business cards say "Internet Marketing Manager" but when people ask, I usually tell them "all purpose web monkey."
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