Kiradikash: I would rub one out to this...but I might get attacked! O.o
Kiradikash: *masturbating...not mastirbation./darn stupid keyboard on a stupid touch screen phone with NO pull out keyboard.
Kiradikash: @Yogimus Lol. I almost choked on the water I was drinking.
Kiradikash: @farkingismybusiness Well...in that case, I'll be back in about 30 minutes or so. ;-)
jtown: [dvdmedia.ign.com image 420x178]/highlight of the day//all downhill from here
Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P
Kiradikash: @lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.
Kiradikash: @WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb
skinink: It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.
darkmayo: skinink: It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.Dont get me started on Warwick Davis, that little slut.
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