The Muthaship: 911 Turbo Cabriolet?Add another reason to curb stomp this asshole.....
ecmoRandomNumbers: Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."
farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.[i2.cdnds.net image 618x412]
Man On Pink Corner: Shame those cars are built so well.
Robert1966: Man On Pink Corner: Shame those cars are built so well.Next time, he needs to be in a Pinto.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.[i2.cdnds.net image 618x412]I believe she's determining if he's edible.
RandomRandom: Headline of the year candidate.
tukatz: RandomRandom: Headline of the year candidate.Agreed
ecmoRandomNumbers: The Muthaship: 911 Turbo Cabriolet?Add another reason to curb stomp this asshole.....Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."
MaliFinn: It's hard to imagine that enough people bought copies of his shiat music to afford a car.
sift: he says hes being chased by paparazzi. sure, believable . then the paparazzi says "oh we wernt chasing him thats a lie" but .. they the paparazzi has pictures of him and his crashed car. lol. no we wernt chasing him, but we did just happen to be here to take pics of his crashed car. lolz
sudo give me more cowbell: Early HOTY candidate.+1.
NateAsbestos: Not gonna RTFA but... so what if paparazzi were taking pictures of him? That's not an excuse to drive like a dillhole.Not that Brown needs an excuse to act like a dillhole.
maram500: He wore a white suit to an event where the majority of people wore black tie (or at least tuxedos in dark colors--I'm looking at you, John Mayer). Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a liar, and he deserves to be in prison for domestic violence.And I'm more inclined to believe the photographers than that sack of shiat.
farkingismybusiness: I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.
Wookie Milson: farkingismybusiness: I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.He actually uses Autodrive on all of his cars.
Publikwerks: Well, a car is like a woman....
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