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(STV.tv)   Aliens would apparently receive a 'warm and peaceful' welcome from Glasgow, says local leaders. "Aye, right" say locals   ( local.stv.tv) divider line
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2013-02-11 10:23:45 AM  
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If aliens make first contact in Glasgow, all that time they'd spent meticulously learning English would come to naught.
2013-02-11 09:14:56 AM  
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2013-02-11 12:24:41 PM  
1 vote:
They have welcoming anuses.
2013-02-11 10:44:36 AM  
1 vote:
Those guys always head straight for NYC, L.A., or D.C. in the movies I've seen.

I think they only like places that American people can easily recognize.
2013-02-11 10:31:37 AM  
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It all depends on where they land and whether they are Catholic aliens or Protestant aliens.
2013-02-11 09:20:09 AM  
1 vote:
Because when I think "warm and peaceful," I think of Glasgow.
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