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(Den Of Geek)   Die Hard 5 gets family friendly rating in the UK. Includes "a partial use of 'motherf***er', the end of which has been cut short so the implied strong language is not heard in full"   ( denofgeek.com) divider line
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2013-02-11 09:20:35 AM  
2 votes:
All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
2013-02-11 11:17:11 AM  
1 vote:
The MOST important thing is that the entire movie is, like ALL action movies released in the last few years, tinted orange and blue.

Because that's what audiences want. Everything tinted orange and blue.
2013-02-11 11:03:16 AM  
1 vote:
What can you say? The producers want to make some mutualfunded money.
2013-02-11 10:38:31 AM  
1 vote:
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it ate mah picture.
2013-02-11 10:15:14 AM  
1 vote:

Wtf happened between 1995 and now?

As close as I can figure, at some point John McClain was possessed with the spirit of the Hindu demi-god Rama (7th earthly incarnation of Vishnu). It is the only way to explain the helicopter and jet scenes.
2013-02-11 09:43:38 AM  
1 vote:
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It all went downhill once McClane stopped hating certain people and just started hating everyone
2013-02-11 09:40:19 AM  
1 vote:
Enough is enough! I have had it with the monkey-fighting censors cutting profanity from the Monday-to-Friday Die Hard films!
2013-02-11 09:38:51 AM  
1 vote:

sure haven't: F*ckin cocksucker.

This will, again, NOT be a Die Hard movie. Just like "Part 4" was in no way a Die Hard movie.

Wtf happened between 1995 and now? How do the first 3 have all the swearing Die Hard fans crave, yet now it's pussified so much that it ruins the very franchise?

Die Hard only has 3 movies. I don't know what those other two are, but they aren't Die Hard films.

Won't be getting my money.

I won't waste time to pirate this shiat
2013-02-11 09:24:27 AM  
1 vote:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen? The police have themselves an RV. Southeast corner.
2013-02-11 09:17:57 AM  
1 vote:
They should just change it to Mr. Falcon.
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