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(AZCentral)   It turns out the sex is going to be better if you take your girlfriend to exotic destinations than if you keep your lovemaking confined to your bedroom   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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5292 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2013 at 9:04 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-11 09:16:16 AM  
3 votes:
As someone who finally went on a vacation with my wife this past July...just the two of us...the kids stayed home...for the first time in 18 years...WOW! We both forgot how much fun we can have together when our focus was just on each other. Now we have two vacations planned this year, and I cannot wait!
2013-02-11 08:02:35 AM  
3 votes:
Is the butt considered an exotic destination?

2013-02-11 09:11:43 AM  
2 votes:
If you're going to take her to an exotic destination, remember to keep talking to her the whole time while you're driving.  She'll have a harder time remembering landmarks to find her way back.
2013-02-11 07:36:46 AM  
2 votes:
This Valentine's Day, you may want to consider taking your significant other on a trip rather than buying flowers.

Because those things are essentially in the same price category anyway.
2013-02-11 10:58:04 AM  
1 vote:

AeAe: the strangest place I made love to my girlfriend?  Her butt.

Way to read the thread sparky.  That joke was made 2 posts in.  You win the nothing!
2013-02-11 10:28:01 AM  
1 vote:

Basily Gourt: Take your SO to a nude beach in europe, preferably in Spain.

One day of that, and she'll give you a night you won't soon forget!

Being naked on the beach, in the sunshine and salt air, works everytime.

DO NOT, under any circumstances, do this anywhere infested with Germans.  You will spend your vacation searching for eyebleach.

/what has been seen cannot be unseen
2013-02-11 09:18:00 AM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: Meh, we just leave the curtains open when we want excitement.


I wish you would turn the lights on, and I think you meant exhibitionist.

2013-02-11 08:31:17 AM  
1 vote:
.. Says the Institute for Promoting Travel on Valentines Day
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