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9779 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Feb 2013 at 2:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-10 11:04:02 AM  
Butt dialing
2013-02-10 11:10:00 AM  
Should have put it on vibrate

2013-02-10 11:32:42 AM  
That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.

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2013-02-10 11:32:45 AM  
Apple iNema.
2013-02-10 11:39:46 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-02-10 12:16:39 PM  
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2013-02-10 02:15:40 PM  
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2013-02-10 02:30:01 PM  
Didn't people use to do this with their iPods?
/I swear i heard that before
2013-02-10 02:33:33 PM  
Heroin balloons, why not a cell phone?  A drug dealer can't do without his cell.  That is why Obama gave out free phones.
2013-02-10 02:33:35 PM  
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"Call me."
2013-02-10 02:36:04 PM  
You have a bad connection.
2013-02-10 02:36:10 PM  
That's where my crappy voice messages are coming from...
2013-02-10 02:36:13 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 758x484]

Was going to post, "This was your father's cell phone.  It was one of the first cell phones sold in this little general store in Tennessee."
2013-02-10 02:36:23 PM  
Shall we play guess the model?
2013-02-10 02:36:34 PM  
Did he try to Sprint when he was caught?
2013-02-10 02:36:40 PM  
What's that? I coont hear you.
2013-02-10 02:37:11 PM  
Can you hear me now?
2013-02-10 02:38:36 PM  
There've been a lot of butt-dialing stories on Fark in the past few days, but this taking it a little too far.
/Shoulda turned the phone off, dumbfark.
2013-02-10 02:39:07 PM  
If only the prisoner would have put the phone on vibrate, he may have gotten away with a communication device while serving his time.

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2013-02-10 02:39:33 PM  
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Cellphone goes where?
2013-02-10 02:40:02 PM  
yeah, but the reception is shiatty.
2013-02-10 02:43:25 PM  
Booty call?
2013-02-10 02:44:06 PM  
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2013-02-10 02:45:54 PM  
At least its wasn't a tablet.
2013-02-10 02:47:45 PM  
His spine seems to be subluxated.

Also, I do not want to see the photos his cellphone camera accidentally took.

2013-02-10 02:51:29 PM  
Like anyone would call your ass anyway.
2013-02-10 02:52:07 PM  

Gordon Bennett: That would have been more impressive in the 1980s.

Humble brag?
2013-02-10 02:52:30 PM  
We've all been guilty of talking shiat from time to time.
2013-02-10 02:57:55 PM  
He's fine since there's no hot sauce on the phone. (It's a T.V. show reference.)
2013-02-10 03:02:29 PM  
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that Nokia junk inside your trunk?

My humps, my humps,
My lovely iPhone lumps!
2013-02-10 03:03:01 PM  
I would be impressed if he could text.

Seriously though, where was the charger and are there plugs in jail cells?
2013-02-10 03:03:10 PM  
Okay, phone coming out.
2013-02-10 03:07:49 PM  
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2013-02-10 03:10:57 PM  
Cellphone up ass: Amateur.
Cellphone plus hands-free headset: Pro.

Also, "Alarm Actor Toots" and "Aroma Tract Tools" are anagrams of "Motorola Star Tac". That is all.
2013-02-10 03:15:28 PM  
Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint?  I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.
2013-02-10 03:23:08 PM  
So THAT's the asshole that keeps calling.
2013-02-10 03:30:12 PM  
Should've put it up his ass in a Faraday bag. Didn't he watch Enema of the State?

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2013-02-10 04:06:29 PM  

SurfaceTension: Butt dialing

Done in 1.

2013-02-10 04:07:15 PM  


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"Call me."

2013-02-10 04:14:32 PM  
That's too many rings, Subby.
2013-02-10 04:24:00 PM  

UsikFark: "Call me."

2013-02-10 04:26:30 PM  

gja: UsikFark:

"Call me."

Damn you!
2013-02-10 05:04:45 PM  
I get a Fark 500 error every time I try to see site...
2013-02-10 05:21:13 PM  
He would have had problems if the cellphone was covered in oil before it reached his anus.
2013-02-10 06:12:37 PM  
I use salad tongs to answer the phone.
2013-02-10 06:45:14 PM  
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2013-02-10 08:12:32 PM  
definitely not a samsung III
2013-02-10 08:30:36 PM  

jprogram: That's where my crappy voice messages are coming from...

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2013-02-10 08:37:05 PM  

lack of warmth: Are we sure he wasn't working at a cellphone store and got a customer complaint?  I am sure some of us has thought of returning our phones to the sales people in this matter.

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SIT ON IT, Cunningham!
2013-02-10 08:38:04 PM  

gja: UsikFark: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 295x350]

"Call me."

Hey, I don't know you,
And this is crazy,
But there's a phone up my butt.
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