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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Lawsuit claims tree jumped out in front of drunk driver   ( tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Sheffey Lane, Zephyrhills, vehicular homicide, Pasco County, public roads, bus drivers  
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4632 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Feb 2013 at 1:40 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-10 02:14:52 PM  
4 votes:

starlost: always say the other object struck your car---
the tree struck the passenger fender
the large dog ran into my grill and then fell under the wheels damaging the suspension
the bicycle rider peddled into the rear of my car

Your wife tripped and fell on my dick.
2013-02-10 01:47:14 PM  
3 votes:
The ashhole was aspen fir it
2013-02-10 03:03:41 PM  
2 votes:
Two dead junkies burning  in a tree.
First comes death
Then the body baggage
Them comes a lawyer with
the lawsuit carriage.
2013-02-10 01:57:40 PM  
2 votes:
virginmedia.comView Full Size

Did I do that? Sorry.
2013-02-10 03:00:21 PM  
1 vote:
And there was no warning to drivers that there were trees on the side of a private road.

Yeah, don't those stupid landowners know they should have posted these every 500ft?

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2013-02-10 01:46:24 PM  
1 vote:

Xcott: It was funnier when Bill Cosby said it.

my favorite Bill Cosby routine
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