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5005 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Feb 2013 at 11:35 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-10 11:29:39 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-10 12:17:54 PM  
3 votes:
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I have here with me, Clint Eastwood. Thank you for coming, Mr Eastwood. By the way, Clint, the second half has just begun!

2013-02-10 12:01:15 PM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: You never saw James Dean on The Love Boat.
You never heard "Hi, I'm Marilyn Monroe for 'Depends.'"

There's something to be said for going out early.

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"Kiss my wrinkly ass."
2013-02-10 12:36:17 PM  
1 vote:
Old man yells at cloud empty chair everthing.
2013-02-10 12:35:42 PM  
1 vote:

iron_city_ap: And yet we keep reelecting them. Who are the real idiots? I say no incumbents in 2016. Dems, Repubs, it doesn't matter.

Yeah! All new faces in the House and the Senate! Two years of total amateurs stumbling around trying to find the photocopier and the restroom and arguing over parking places and who gets the comfy chair in the hearings room! That'll show 'em!
2013-02-10 12:35:22 PM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: jaytkay: Q: What are 4 things Congress has done in the past year?

Does trying to repeal Obamacare 37 times count as more than one answer?

Maybe they tried to shoot it down 37 times maybe it was only 36, to be honest in all the chaos I kinda lost track myself...
2013-02-10 12:08:37 PM  
1 vote:

jsfrancis: What in the hell do 21% of people think Congress is doing?

I think these are the so-called "low-information voters." These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know... morons.

(Oh crap, I'm being asked about "congress" and I don't really know what a "congress" is. Don't wanna look dumb.)
"Yeah, congress is good. If anything, we need more congress."

/In other words, I have no idea, and I agree with you.
2013-02-10 11:59:46 AM  
1 vote:

CheetahOlivetti: He could always go help Sheriff Joe train posse members. That should keep him busy.

Well if we're going to go  there... I suppose they would need to have some sort of funding to back it up. May I suggest:

A Fist Full of Dollars?

while we're at it with those two we already have the Bad and the Ugly, where we gonna get the Good from hoss?

/thread breaks down into movie quotes/titles in...3,2,1
2013-02-10 11:53:09 AM  
1 vote:
You never saw James Dean on The Love Boat.
You never heard "Hi, I'm Marilyn Monroe for 'Depends.'"

There's something to be said for going out early.
2013-02-10 11:47:30 AM  
1 vote:
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I didn't know that song was so political
2013-02-10 11:40:48 AM  
1 vote:
"It's almost like they don't give a damn," he said

say it ain't so!
2013-02-10 11:39:20 AM  
1 vote:
Dude is totally senile, I'm sure he finds great umbrage with the lack of Jack Paar in his nursing home also.
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