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(KSBW Monterey)   Prudish woman complains to city council about cocktail party / lingerie show. Local newspaper pickups the story and uses "SLUTS" for the jump page. Apparently some people have a problem with this   ( ksbw.com) divider line
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2013-02-10 09:27:37 AM  
2 votes:
There's enough lawsuit material here to bury both the RESPECTED JOURNALIST and the angry complainer for a while.  The newspaper made that golden mistake of making material assertions as to the 'quality of character' of the women and the restaurant.

Dr. Horrible: FTA: "The newspaper printed the word "SLUTS" in bold, capital letters"

...which makes it sound like a clandestine organization from the Marvel universe.  "The Skrulls are attacking!  Quick, contact Nawty Hoar, agent of S.L.U.T.!"

Also: Carmel Pine Cone?  Who thought that was a good name for a newspaper?

Caramel pine cone sounds like a penis that has been in a rectum that wasn't quite clean.
2013-02-10 09:17:57 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-10 07:20:35 AM  
2 votes:
Pine Cone Publisher Paul Miller, a veteran and well-respected journalist, said "sluts" was used for the jump page because it was a word Hardy said.

He should have used "What sluts may look like" as a caption.
2013-02-10 02:12:26 PM  
1 vote:
"Slut"- the word people use now that they can't say "n.gger!"
2013-02-10 12:46:44 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: You can't "shame" someone without their consent.

The user name and comment together made me chuckle.
2013-02-10 12:34:33 PM  
1 vote:

Many years ago a cousin of mine was caretaker at a museum. If attendance was lagging a bit he'd get some new artwork in temporarily for an exhibit and get some older ladies (his mom worked at the retirement home) to write letters/phone the newspaper complaining about the vile filth the museum was showing etc,
2013-02-10 10:49:54 AM  
1 vote:

amquelbettamin: Okay. I'm confused. Where are their heads?

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They're headless whoresmen.  Thankfully, they're not exposing their ichabods.
2013-02-10 09:54:28 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just happy to see that women are stilling being taught how to dress in order to please and garner the attentions of men.
2013-02-10 09:27:34 AM  
1 vote:
How did this article affect the party's attendance? 'Cause it reads like a promo piece:

"17 year old sluts in lingerie? And it's only fifty bucks? Shiat, I gotta grab my ATM card!"
2013-02-10 08:49:08 AM  
1 vote:
I like big sluts, and I can not lie.
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