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(Illinois State Journal-Register)   Deceased fanboy leaves million-dollar estate to the stars of "Lucan The Wolf-Boy" & "The Powers Of Matthew Star"   ( divider line
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2013-02-09 09:29:32 PM  
5 votes:
"His will, which has now been through probate, requested that he be buried at the pet cemetery with his dogs, if possible."

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary, I don't want to live my life again.

2013-02-09 08:11:54 PM  
5 votes:
Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."
2013-02-09 10:41:52 PM  
3 votes:
When I die I'm leaving Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh ...
2013-02-09 10:20:26 PM  
3 votes:
i'm leaving my fortune to a fat bus driver in brooklyn who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to punch his wife in the face.
2013-02-09 09:37:05 PM  
3 votes:
Patrick Duffy must be  pissed.
2013-02-09 09:31:29 PM  
3 votes:
Well isn't that special!  The guy bathed in a creek, except when it was frozen.  He never married and had no children.

/you almost want to ask: What was his Fark handle?
2013-02-09 10:26:16 PM  
2 votes:
I don't care where my money goes, but I want my teeth to go to Steve Buscemiand my colon to go to Gary Busey.
2013-02-09 09:54:41 PM  
2 votes:

Joelogon: Coincidentally, I'm leaving my estate to the stars of "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science."

I'm leaving mine to Pink Lady

But not Jeff; that bastard gets NOTHING!!
2013-02-10 09:08:38 AM  
1 vote:

Loucifer: The thing of it is, is - I left my whole estate to Dennis Dugan. Sorry kids.

Dude, Dennis Dugan is a multi-millionaire for directing every crappy Adam Sandler movie ever made. He deserves punishment, not reward.

/Meeno Peluce your payday is coming!
2013-02-10 04:26:27 AM  
1 vote:

Fart_Machine: [ image 600x400]

So when are these guys going to get their due?

Automan was cool dude. You shut yer whore mouth.
2013-02-10 02:36:52 AM  
1 vote:
That was the craziest farking story I've ever read.

This is who I'm leaving my 'fortune' to:

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2013-02-10 01:42:49 AM  
1 vote:
The thing of it is, is - I left my whole estate to Dennis Dugan. Sorry kids.

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2013-02-10 12:09:33 AM  
1 vote:
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Giving my vast fortune to Quark girls.
2013-02-09 11:45:08 PM  
1 vote:

TwistedFark: He watched TV. That's not living.

He watched AWESOME TV. How dare you, sir. How dare you.

And for my part, I like to think that he's in heaven now, sitting on a couch with Jesus, watching the never-filmed seasons two through seven that those shows deserved. Also  Voyagers! and  Square Pegs.
2013-02-09 11:02:21 PM  
1 vote:
CSB; Peter Barton & the chick who killed Jason in "Friday The 13th Part 2" beat out  Tom Cruise & Heather Locklear for "Matthew Star" because Tom Cruise could probably put a half-mill to good use somewhere...
2013-02-09 10:57:06 PM  
1 vote:
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Whatshisface from that show I haven't thought about in a quarter century inherited WHAT NOW?
2013-02-09 10:14:59 PM  
1 vote:
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"Hurry up, you Farkers, die already! And go easy on the $5.00 subscription once in a while"
2013-02-09 10:07:12 PM  
1 vote:

UberNeuman: I'm planning on leaving my estate to the surviving stars of "Bring 'Em Back Alive" and "Tales of the Gold Monkey."

Holy shiat! Off to Pirates Bay. I loved that show so much when I was a kid.
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