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(Denver Post)   1:5 of Facebook's adult users have quit the site, 3:5 taking an "extended break". Remaining adult users can have a seat over there   ( divider line
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2808 clicks; posted to Geek » on 09 Feb 2013 at 3:14 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-09 01:19:42 PM  
3 votes:

Slaxl: Either they have no friends, so there's no content, or they hate their friends.

Remember kids:

Getting engaged in virtual online worlds, 2003: "LOL U JUST DON'T HAEV ANY FRIENDS"
Refusing to post on Facebook, 2013: "LOL U JUST DON'T HAEV ANY FRIENDS"
2013-02-09 03:58:42 PM  
2 votes:
Who needs friends on Facebook when you can have enemies on
2013-02-09 03:22:11 PM  
2 votes:
At least one quit because his girlfriend didn't like the fact that I destroyed her weak-ass argument with nothing more than logic and fact.

Oh, look. All evidence of such a defeat has suddenly been deleted by a moron ragequitting because his harpy girlfriend told him to make the pwnage go away. Isn't that convenient?
2013-02-09 09:19:26 PM  
1 vote:
I'm wanted in 16 states so I only post on sites that no one reads.
2013-02-09 08:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

TofuTheAlmighty: 1:5 != 1/5, innumeratemitter.

1:5 = 16.7%
1/5 = 20%

3:5 = 37.5%
3/5 = 60%

Did a second grader submit this?

Frances in this thread who need to lighten up: At least one

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2013-02-09 05:41:12 PM  
1 vote:
I deactivated my Facebook account about two months ago.  How long do I have to wait before I go full-on smug hipster douchebag, a la "I don't even have a TV"?
2013-02-09 04:46:26 PM  
1 vote:

rev. dave: I decided not to create an account in 2008 because I had read back then about how people were fired or did not get hired because of their account. Since then I keep getting more reinforcement that I made the right decision.

In 2008 I heard about people that were arrested for breaking windows and assaulting people in the street.  I haven't been on the street since then and I think I made the right decision.
2013-02-09 04:38:41 PM  
1 vote:

TofuTheAlmighty: 1:5 != 1/5, innumeratemitter.

1:5 = 16.7%
1/5 = 20%

People here who get out alive:  0%

/we got the numbers
2013-02-09 03:42:12 PM  
1 vote:
Seem like pretty good odds to me.
2013-02-09 03:40:46 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: We got lucky and found each other with minimal exposure to the heaps and heaps of stupidity on Facebook.

you know that obnoxious snide twit who will let you know at any opportunity that 'I don't even have a TV'?

yah. that's me with facebook.

 so they can have piles of stupidity. they can have stacks of stupidity. they can have a shimmering glob of stupidity. but heaps of stupidity? those are mine.
2013-02-09 03:00:03 PM  
1 vote:
I've come to the realization that Facebook is like rooming with all your friends.
At first it's all, "This is great! We can stay in touch and talk."
Then later, it's all, "You listen to that crap? You watch what? You believe in what?"
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