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(AZ Family)   You're in a high speed chase and the cops are right behind you. Do you: A) Surrender? B) Hope you have enough gas to reach the border? C) Call a local television reporter and ask him for advice?   ( divider line
    More: Strange, 3TV, spike strip, car chase, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office  
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2013-02-09 11:18:59 AM  
2 votes:
Almost triple digit speeds? That almost a high speed chase then.
2013-02-09 11:23:44 AM  
1 vote:

Curry and beer: I don't know why you're all talking about the Mexican jails and extradition process

few years ago there was a tagging "scandal" in i think Scottsdale or Anthem or some shiat.  the comment boards were all "probably filthy illegal mexicans", "go get 'em sheriff joe", and so on.....and then police nabbed them.

"joshua rosenbaum, 19, isaac strauss, 18, and two minors were charged in maricopa county....."

/or whatever their names were.
2013-02-09 11:19:05 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know why you're all talking about the Mexican jails and extradition process

"Joshua Bloom's wild Friday afternoon began just after 4 p.m. when he refused to pull over while driving northbound on SR 85 "

He was heading for free healthcare and poutine in a box.  It's only 1300 miles to the border - it was almost the perfect plan.
2013-02-09 09:22:53 AM  
1 vote:
Was he trying to make it to Bloom County?

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2013-02-09 09:20:35 AM  
1 vote:
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
2013-02-09 09:17:05 AM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: I never really understood the idea of crossing the border. Aren't the cops in Mexico even more likely to bust you with trumped-up charges and throw you into a cell not fit for a tyrant-rapist-evilman? If I were an American cop serving along the border, I'd call up my friend Paco and give him the plate number and the description of the car. Later, we'd laugh over grilled chorizo and some cerveza. I'd slip him a Benjamin and he'd slip me a box.

/not gonna say what's in the box

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