PhiloeBedoe: I sometimes see these rock and roll guitarists and I wonder to myself if they have mistaken their guitars for their privates, what with all the stroking and fondling...
basemetal: The writer seems to have a stick wedged up his ass./Rick Nielsen ?//Really?
Mugato: I don't know what the qualifications are for "douchiest guitarist" but Yngwie Malmsteen can do shiat on guitar that I couldn't do in a thousand years.
fusillade762: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x319]
had98c: Went to article just to make sure Eddie Van Halen was on it. Justice was served.
thermo: PhiloeBedoe: I sometimes see these rock and roll guitarists and I wonder to myself if they have mistaken their guitars for their privates, what with all the stroking and fondling...That's the whole farking point of being a poseur. Playing Rock or any genre for that matter is about creating something that people actually want to listen to.//plus the "O" face for the solo money shot
Top Geezer: No Billy Corgan? Really?/really???!!
guilt by association: How is John Mayer even considered a guitarist? His best talent is singing through his nose.
Earguy: had98c: Went to article just to make sure Eddie Van Halen was on it. Justice was served.I won't argue with what Eddie became, but if you were there in 1978, Eruption was mind-blowing and ground-breaking. People thought he was somehow using studio trickery to use it, to the point where on the next album he did it again on an acoustic. He deserves the credit, you can't take it away from him.
ScouserDuck: I would add Kurt Cobain and possibly Tom Morello.
MFAWG: ScouserDuck: I would add Kurt Cobain and possibly Tom Morello.Morello can play.
vogonity: No Ritchie Blackmore?I guess for the purposes of this list, "douchiest" doesn't mean prima donna asshole.
Quantum Apostrophe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_MEs0xOAgI always found this guy to be epic.
Slu: Top Geezer: No Billy Corgan? Really?/really???!!Good call.It is tough to argue their top 2 though. And I would have put whomever plays guitar in Madien on there as well.
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