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(Huffington Post)   Missing part of the 19th century's naughtiest painting proves that the carpet does indeed match the drapes. Safe for work unless you GIS the original   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, On the Origin of the World, Courbet, GIS, Le Figaro, William James Webbe  
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2013-02-08 07:32:36 PM  
10 votes:

Devolving_Spud: What Courbet's L'Origine du Monde may look like.

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No, no, no, Spud.  This one is supposed to go first and when someone asks for the original, then we post yours.
2013-02-08 04:20:45 PM  
6 votes:
I've seen the painting.  I always figured it was Demi Moore.
2013-02-08 06:31:27 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-02-08 06:32:32 PM  
3 votes:

kimwim: And yet no one has posted it here. Fark I am disappoint.

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2013-02-08 07:07:04 PM  
2 votes:

Paris1127: rickane58: I disagree with TFA. Dream of the Fisherman's Wife is clearly the naughtiest work.

Disagrees (consider it NSFW, just to be safe)

/caused a double take when I was at the Louvre

Title: Le Titty Twister
2013-02-08 04:27:56 PM  
2 votes:
Coubet? Sounds French.

Definitely not Brazilian.
2013-02-08 10:08:59 PM  
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.
2013-02-08 09:28:01 PM  
1 vote:
We need to see the images stitched together, for science.
2013-02-08 08:52:02 PM  
1 vote:

rickane58: I disagree with TFA. Dream of the Fisherman's Wife is clearly the naughtiest work.

From the wiki article that causes me to believe this print is the inspiration for Squid Billies:

LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I'll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..." MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes... it's...there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able...!? Ooh! "yoyoyooh, saa... hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu...." LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to intertwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..." MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I've vanished....!!!!!! SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I'll suck some more. "chyu chyu" .
2013-02-08 07:35:58 PM  
1 vote:

2013-02-08 07:20:31 PM  
1 vote:
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What Courbet's L'Origine du Monde may look like.
2013-02-08 07:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-08 06:39:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'd pee in her butt.
2013-02-08 06:32:39 PM  
1 vote:

Gothicindustrial: Somebody's popping tags...

This guy had a lot more that $20 in his pocket.
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