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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Will you be my Valentine? No, seriously. You WILL be my Valentine   ( lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
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2013-02-08 04:23:02 PM  
"The search of Flint Staton's car also yielded pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it..."

Didn't know sticks needed handles.

Also, this:

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2013-02-08 04:27:23 PM  

doczoidberg: I farking hate Valentine's Day.

Expensive-ass shiat. I don't get paid until next Friday, and of course, Valentine's Day is Thursday.

Fark you, Hallmark!


Just break up on the 13th and have sweet make-up sex on the 15th.
2013-02-08 04:38:23 PM  
He wasn't wearing a diaper? *sigh* Amature!
2013-02-08 06:21:48 PM  
Why only one shoe?
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