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(Mirror.co.uk)   We've secretly replaced the hunky stripper, a muscular Adonis called Fabio, with a "scruffy" novice stripper called Leon Zbudowskyj. Let's see if this crowd of drunken British women notice   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2013-02-08 09:31:59 AM  
FTA: "Zbudowskyj got the hump and allegedly spat frothy cream at the crowd before fighting broke out."

Uh, yeah.....
2013-02-08 10:23:11 AM  
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Mmm hmm
2013-02-08 10:38:34 AM  
Who you calling hunky, hunky?
2013-02-08 10:39:26 AM  
I Am Leon.

Ought to spark an "I Am Leon" movement.
2013-02-08 10:42:42 AM  
Are those claw marks on his chest?
2013-02-08 10:43:27 AM  
More Polish outsourcing in Britain!
2013-02-08 10:43:31 AM  
He should have brought some leaves for them.
2013-02-08 10:44:02 AM  
So I guess he wasn't The Big  Zbudowskyj.
2013-02-08 10:46:36 AM  
That's funny, Susan never has TWO strippers at home...
2013-02-08 10:49:31 AM  
What I imagine an all female fight at a male strip club is like:
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What it was probably really like:

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2013-02-08 10:50:43 AM  
What are "screwed up napkins"? Wet? Crumpled?

"he looked like he had been hit in the face with a wok. "

That's a great insult.
2013-02-08 10:57:57 AM  
He was booed, harassed, insulted, thrown in jail, and then not even paid. Kinda sounds like my typical Saturday night.
2013-02-08 11:03:30 AM  

TheOtherMisterP: What are "screwed up napkins"? Wet? Crumpled?

"he looked like he had been hit in the face with a wok. "

That's a great insult.

Yup! That one, plus "human calzone" from the Chris Christie headline yesterday are going to be bigger parts of my vocabulary moving forward.
2013-02-08 11:37:30 AM  
To think people say immigrants don't adapt to the ways of their new country.
2013-02-08 12:15:43 PM  
that's gotta be bad for the ego.
2013-02-08 01:47:13 PM  
Imagining this with a Yakkity Sax soundtrack makes it awesome.
2013-02-08 02:07:07 PM  
He is actually way hotter than Fabio.

I am guessing the Brit women didn't like him because his teeth were not screwed up enough?
2013-02-08 02:08:57 PM  
Oh, the YOUNG Fabio, LOL

Yeah, the real one is better. But the replacement is not awful. I think he's hot.
2013-02-08 03:53:27 PM  
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2013-02-08 04:28:34 PM  

Whatthefark: Are those claw marks on his chest?

Owns a cat I'm guessing
2013-02-08 06:31:12 PM  
He's a little scrawny and overly groomed, but if I'm honest with myself, I wouldn't kick him out of bed assuming he doesn't have a ridiculously repulsive demeanor.
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