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(   Hiker in New Zealand finds new use for emergency beacon   ( divider line
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11947 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2013 at 10:43 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-08 10:26:24 AM  
3 votes:
Mmm emergency bacon
2013-02-08 10:56:26 AM  
2 votes:
Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy.

/reads article

2013-02-08 10:56:52 AM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: Mmm emergency bacon

Came for this...
For a second there I though someone had invented Emergency bacon..
I could just see that big St-Bernard crossing the traitoreous terrains to save me with delicious crisp bacon...
2013-02-08 10:47:18 AM  
1 vote:
So he should have used if he had been chased by orcs?
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