EatenTheSun: A violation would carry a $100 civil penalty.Worth it.
MmmmBacon: In Portlandia, you do that to a Cyclist, the rest of their pack will have you strung up from the nearest Starbucks sign in minutes.
djones101: They should give out $100 bonuses for every pretentious bicycling hipster snob that gets door'd. Sorry, but you do NOT own the lane and the entire road around it.
Vodka Zombie: I've always heard it referred to as assault or assault with a deadly weapon.
Norad: Yay. Another 'dick cyclist/motorist' thread.
Valiente: When I was a cycle courier, it was called "the door prize".CSB: Saw someone opening a door without a mirror check, right in front of me, and instead of veering out into traffic, I veered into their exiting left leg.It sounds like celery being snapped inside a towel. The bone, not the screaming./CSB.//I clip the occasional texting jaywalker, too. People think evolution is passive. It's not.
lolpix: You'd think that would already qualify as criminal recklessness of some sort.
Capo Del Bandito: I've never seen anything like this, but there's not a huge amount of cycling done in HR in general. Are the the drivers pulling up almost on the sidewalk and hitting people when they open the door? Are they stopping just on the right side and flinging their doors open?
LowbrowDeluxe: djones101: They should give out $100 bonuses for every pretentious bicycling hipster snob that gets door'd. Sorry, but you do NOT own the lane and the entire road around it.Hey, hey, everyone! This guy is EDGY /and/ COOL. Acknowledge him!
natas6.0: Working for over a decade in 'friscoI've learned that cyclists who act like arseholes usually get it in the endor rather dragged by a car, crushed against walls/other vehicles etcor in one glorious case I worked..hit by a cement truckdriver swears he never saw the idiot playing chicken with himHard to keep a straight face with the crying friends and family in their cycling tightson a good note, the company successfully sued for the loss and cleaning of a truck full of cementso all ended well
LDM90: They should somehow work tipping into these bicyclist threads. The comments would be in the 1000s!
Valiente: Dick cyclists annoy me as well as any driver
Wolf892: ninja parades that no one sees
Wolf892: People take riding a bike and driving way too seriously. Do you know what's best? Walk. Bike riders, you get just as many health benefits from walking...drivers, if you are going to the store at the end of your street, walk there....Free up the road for the ninja parades that no one sees passing through.
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