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2013-02-07 09:31:14 PM  
5 votes:
Won't be complaining about going to the White House anytime soon.
2013-02-07 09:51:39 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-07 09:35:10 PM  
3 votes:
I love this headline more than Tim Thomas loves being an asshat.
2013-02-07 09:30:23 PM  
3 votes:
Does Timmy know yet? I doubt he gets cellular service in his doomsday bunker.
2013-02-08 09:43:17 AM  
2 votes:
Goodbye Hero of 2011. It's too bad this didn't end better

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2013-02-08 08:21:30 AM  
1 vote:
Good riddance Timmy.

I watched you play as well as any goaltender we ever had, and that's saying something around here. That Cup run was some of the greatest hockey I've ever seen, played with the kind of skill, intensity, and sheer nuts that entire teams can rally around. It was one for the ages, and I for one am thankful to have seen you at your best, bringing a long-awaited Cup home for us diehards in the process.

Then, you blew it. Pissed it all away. Instead of being a part of your team, your employer, you chose instead to make a bullshiat political statement, showing what your "movement" is really all about... yourself and no one else.

Understand that no one begrudges you your beliefs... they are what they are and that's great. Good for you. For a brief moment, you'd have had the libbiest libs who ever libbed pretty much hanging on your every word (well, the B's fans anyway), if only you were capable of properly articulating them. But you didn't, because you couldn't. Instead of making those beliefs known in a way that everyone could respect, you pulled the professional equivalent of taking your ball and going home, like a whiny child surrounded by bullies both real and perceived. Guess what Tim... any media market would have grilled you about blowing off the White House... not just big scary libby Boston. You chose to be a selfish douche, and you were called out on it. I guess when your oft-advertised beliefs can't withstand scrutiny, the only thing left to do is abandon it all.... run and hide.

I'm sure that in your bubble you're a hero to many, being praised for having the courage of your convictions. You've got nothing to prove to those libby heathens after all... you're a bootstrappy patriot dammit, and if that's a problem for someone well too bad, amirite? Of course I am. So, it's off to hockey purgatory for you, assuming you play a single minute there... an undignified end to an otherwise solid career. But it's the end you wrote for yourself, and thus deserve... and I for one won't miss you.

P.S. Tukka says thanks.
2013-02-08 01:36:21 AM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: TJWitz: Ha, another 6 goals against Mike Smith.  Unfortunately no tantrum this time.

None of the Coyotes farking showed up except for Torres, it seems. Absolutely farking pathetic. I'd refuse to get paid for that piece of shiat performance.

/Didn't help that the Hawks got away with a couple of dives again.
//Not that it mattered.

Coyotes were diving too,  guess the Hawks are better at that too.  Didn't Ekman-Larrson get called for it?
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2013-02-07 11:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

bborchar: Nice to see that the Islanders like to trade for good players...way past their prime, never going to play for them and just to cheat the salary cap floor.  Keeps them from trading for good players they could actually use.

WANG!  (Kirk voice)
2013-02-07 05:54:08 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, this one's the best of the lot.
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