Atomic Spunk: I don't have time to go next door and steal an XBox. I'm usually too busy wiping off fingerprints and using bleach to eliminate any traces of my DNA.
lack of warmth: After reading this, I now hate the journalist more than the gun welding thief which I really wish has his balls eaten off by ants, for messing with a kid. Makes me miss the really short articles that leave you feeling like they aren't telling you everything. Go ahead, over analyze that.
ThrobblefootSpectre: What if I just get a kiss from the neighbor's kid?
theMagni: How old?
skinink: This is the kind of dude you meet online and go on dates with?[4.bp.blogspot.com image 306x400]Mother of God, you didn't need to waste the bandwith on this type of guy, you can drive to the nearest bad area and just flag down the first one you see.
Ryker's Peninsula: When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.
vudukungfu: Ryker's Peninsula: When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.Either the chloroform works or it don't.
zinny: Didn't get any play on his date...
Ivo Shandor: A first date should be limited to polite conversation.On the second date you can try to snatch a kiss.If things go well on the third date, you might kiss a...
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