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(Muskogee Phoenix)   Two days after making a bomb threat against the courthouse do you: A. Lay low; B. Flee the state; or C. make a bomb threat against the police and leave your name on their voicemail?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Oklahoma Highway Patrol, bomb threat, Jessica Dugger  
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1741 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2013 at 11:52 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-07 11:54:40 AM  
Is this crazy related to the chick that failed to shoot up a school because of lesbian professor temptations?

It's uncanny...
2013-02-07 11:55:17 AM  
Good looking? No, she's just Okie.
2013-02-07 12:54:26 PM  
yet again I'm very proud to be a Muskogee resident - we got us some winners here
2013-02-07 01:12:27 PM  
Rusty Shackleford wanted for questioning.
2013-02-07 01:58:57 PM  
Do not taunt the dynamite Muskogean
2013-02-07 03:00:27 PM  

Rufus Lee King: The world's a rough place. If you're not bolted together tightly, you're gonna shake, rattle and roll, baby.

Where did I read that? Stephen King, I think.

Yep.  "The Shining"
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