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(The Consumerist)   Vine's new age restriction notice relies on the honor system. And we all know that horny teenagers would NEVER lie to a computer   ( consumerist.com) divider line
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2013-02-07 12:06:39 PM  
2 votes:
They should ask questions like-

How many times a day do you ejaculate? If more than 4 then they are under 18. If 1-3 then they are between 18-39. If 0 then you are 40 and up. You probably also groaned...stupid prostate.

Or, how long does it take you to masturbate to finish-

less than 2 minutes- under 18.
more than 2 minutes and less than 10- 18-39.
my hand and/or nether region goes numb first...over 40.
2013-02-07 03:13:32 PM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: Concerning the age confirmation thing.... why do they let you enter 1900 as your birth year?

The  fifteenth through twenty-seventh oldest living people frown on your shenanigans, whippersnapper.

/this list may be outdated by the time I hit "add comment"
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