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(Orange News)   Machine has egg-laying hen in a nest on one end and cranks out the freshest pancake you could ever have on the other end   ( divider line
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2013-02-07 12:53:48 PM  
2 votes:
Can't play the video right now, but the article mentioned a gramophone.  Does it play Powerhouse?  Because any invention like this is incomplete unless it's playing Powerhouse.
2013-02-07 02:42:36 PM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: Seriously, isn't it about time we had a robot butler that can fetch a beer?
What's the frickin' point of science if we can't produce a simple goddamn beer-fetching robot?

I heard the women's lobby killed it.
2013-02-07 12:55:11 PM  
1 vote:
Can you imagine this machine from the standpoint of the chicken?

She sits there, blissfully unaware of the ghastly fate that awaits her newborn. She clucks happily as she delivers a healthy (but thankfully unfertilized) ovum into the world. Only to have it torn from her breast and dragged through an infernal contraption. Soon she witnesses the systematic Jigsaw-esque murder of her newborn.  All the while, accompanied by jaunty music.

Ghastly, I say.
2013-02-07 12:43:41 PM  
1 vote:
When does it add the Mr. T cereal???
2013-02-07 12:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
Fark pancakes.

Waffles forever!

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2013-02-07 11:18:42 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-07 11:05:30 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just crackers about pancakes!!
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