Sgygus: Well, it does take about fifteen minutes to finish off an alcoholic drink, so ...
Godscrack: For every drink you want, but don't have, get's you 15 minutes added to life.
Vodka Zombie: Or, undeath in some cases.
DownDaRiver: By that logic I shouldn't have lived long enough to have my heart broken by the most wonderful woman a man could ever love.Which of course caused me to drink even more, so there's no way in hell I should have made it this far.
Wanebo: Sgygus: Well, it does take about fifteen minutes to finish off an alcoholic drink, so ...Amatuer.
HortusMatris: 95% of quotes are made up on the spot.
HortusMatris: 95% of statistics are quoted innacurately.
RodneyToady: Vodka Zombie: Or, undeath in some cases.Like Bela Lugosi?
Jon iz teh kewl: everybody, pot's a better drug than alcohol, but you can't use it cause it's illegal!
SpdrJay: What if you are 14 minutes from death when you have the 15-minute second drink?Some kinda time travel or singularity thing?
zulius: Tell that to my Grandmother who drank Michelob until she died at 100.
salsashark1: Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.You all have a sickness..
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