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(Popular Science)   Did your mother make you eat your vegetables when you were young? She was probably trying to kill you   ( popsci.com) divider line
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2013-02-06 05:49:52 PM  
4 votes:
This is why I need to arm myself. I don't want to get kaled.
2013-02-06 06:10:29 PM  
2 votes:
It was driving me crazy.
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old
2013-02-06 05:50:49 PM  
2 votes:
No she didn't make me eat vegetables. She just handcuffed me to a pole in the basement.
2013-02-06 05:43:43 PM  
2 votes:
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DIE, biatchES!!!
2013-02-07 12:00:25 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-06 06:31:14 PM  
1 vote:
I get my grains from beer and vegetables from vodka.
2013-02-06 06:19:41 PM  
1 vote:
Anal sex and broccoli have a lot in common... If you were forced to have either as a child you will probably hate them as an adult...
2013-02-06 06:19:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-06 06:12:42 PM  
1 vote:
Using gray water for irrigation helps with constipation.
2013-02-06 06:06:46 PM  
1 vote:
I suppose that these sorts of things are the reason that i always thought that cauliflower is just there to make the broccoli look good.
2013-02-06 05:37:06 PM  
1 vote:
There's a picture of leafy greens in the article just in case you were curious what murderers look like.
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