Lt. Cheese Weasel: Napoleons sister is a stripper? Wut?
Sybarite: That was a tiny woman.
Crewmannumber6: Was she hot?
MFAWG: Crewmannumber6: Was she hot?Very, and didn't mind showing it. She probably left the slippers at some young officers billet.
cgraves67: Sybarite: That was a tiny woman.Her brother was no giant either.
trappedspirit: Slowest news day evar?[i141.photobucket.com image 400x554]
katerbug72: Did they practice foot binding in France?
katerbug72: Did they practice foot binding in France Italy or Corsica?
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: The Bonaparte women were TOTAL biatches. Made life hell for Josephine.
hdhale: [michellemoran.com image 461x600]a. I would hit that with my cannon.b. I would invade that like Austria.c. All of the above.Of course I mean when she was in her prime...today...I'm guessing she's a dead lay.
MBooda: Prove it.
MBooda: /just finished a local production of Into the Woods. Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fit
OtherLittleGuy: MBooda:/just finished a local production of Into the Woods. Check out the original story, complete with the prince spreading pitch on the castle steps and parts of the stepsisters' feet being amputated to fitDid it include her?[fc07.deviantart.net image 643x768]
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