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(TreeHugger)   Car companies may soon start installing external airbags to protect all the cyclists and pedestrians you plow into   ( divider line
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1564 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2013 at 8:58 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-06 09:07:42 AM  
4 votes:
External front, rear and side airbags now come standard in the Lincoln Town Car Farmers Market Limited Edition Sedan.
2013-02-06 09:15:17 AM  
1 vote:
Now they'll have to pick bits of wandering toddlers out of the treeline.
2013-02-06 08:59:36 AM  
1 vote:
Wont that encourage people to have sex on your car?
2013-02-06 06:55:26 AM  
1 vote:
Oh goody. Something else for the meth heads to steal. But this time it's on the outside of my car for easier access.
2013-02-06 06:04:36 AM  
1 vote:
Yes! Airbag catapults ...

It'd serve those tightpantsed, above-the-law, farkers right.

Cyclists too
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