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Jon iz teh kewl: amphetamines are poison. caffeine is approved by the FDA
amquelbettamin: I'll will kill you if you take my coffee, so I guess coffee can kill
PostApocalypticTribe: Coffee death: almost as good as chocolate death.Coffee/chocolate/cigarette death: totally worth it.
ComaToast: So caffeine will help me do my job, but I won't have to plan for my retirement. Win-win!
here to help: Um... that's not what the headline says.Also what's wrong with this idiot? He has a heart problem that coffee makes worse and yet he still drinks the sh*t. Just quit. I did.BLACK TEA FTW!
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xevian: here to help: Um... that's not what the headline says.Also what's wrong with this idiot? He has a heart problem that coffee makes worse and yet he still drinks the sh*t. Just quit. I did.BLACK TEA FTW!Good luck with that one, the good Arabian black tea, man that has more caffeine then 5 cups of light roast coffee, but so friggen delicious with condensed milk.
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