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(TC Palm)   Tampon thief asks cops to go with the flow. Cops say she's trying to string them along   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Port St. Lucie, Alyson Strosser, Ford Explorer  
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2790 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2013 at 12:13 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-05 11:01:40 AM  
Shoulda gone with the "Plug" tag..
2013-02-05 11:07:59 AM  
We stopped your flow
Time after time
I've done my sentence
but committed no crime
And toxic shock,
I've killed a few
I've had my share of pads kicked in my face
but never flowed through

We are the tampons, my friends
and we'll keep absorbing 'till the end.
2013-02-05 12:17:21 PM  
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2013-02-05 12:19:41 PM  
She is white and not quite out of sight.
2013-02-05 12:19:41 PM  
She's lucky she's alive. CVS does not like shoplifters.
2013-02-05 12:21:10 PM  
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2013-02-05 12:21:50 PM  
How big was that box?
2013-02-05 12:21:52 PM  
...he spotted a woman loading items identified as Sutter Home wine, Tampax tampons, laundry detergent, cosmetic items, Crystal Light drink mix and nail polish in a book bag,

Shoot, a fella' gal could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
2013-02-05 12:25:07 PM  
She can't help it if she's got a heavy flow and a wide set Vagina.

/ms. norberry?
2013-02-05 12:28:31 PM  
This is a job for ....

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Tampon Girl, duuun duuun duun!
2013-02-05 12:30:32 PM  

markie_farkie: Shoulda gone with the "Plug" tag..

Almost needed a new keyboard and monitor, the chili would've been a mess.
2013-02-05 12:30:58 PM  
Sigh, I should remember not to FARK while eating lunch.
2013-02-05 12:31:01 PM  

GungFu: This is a job for ....

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Tampon Girl, duuun duuun duun!

Gah!  Jerk!!

/I am not posted poop pudding kid
2013-02-05 12:58:08 PM  
It could take a whole month to absorb this story.
2013-02-05 01:06:36 PM Full Size

/have actually been there
//there's a mountain you can climb without crampons
2013-02-05 01:07:35 PM  

nmiguy: It could take a whole month to absorb this story.

This story has wings, we're in for a heavy flow as they try and pull our strings.
2013-02-05 01:42:39 PM  
Caught red-handed.
2013-02-05 02:29:27 PM  
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How many tampons you figure she needed?  I'm guessing a lot...
2013-02-05 03:20:33 PM  
She protested her innocence, but the cops told her to put a cork in it.
2013-02-05 03:31:12 PM  
 At least the cops didn't do anything unruly to light her fuse..
2013-02-05 03:37:08 PM  

FatherChaos: [ image 236x286]

How many tampons you figure she needed?  I'm guessing a lot...

Series or parallel?
2013-02-05 06:27:36 PM  
string is an object in C#.

women are objects too.
2013-02-05 07:56:20 PM  
I guess that it wasn't the right time of the month to use that excuse.
2013-02-06 12:55:32 AM  
I was gonna say it was Black Nasty....
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