MNguy: She's got fat arms.
DjangoStonereaver: I put In-And-Out tied with Five Guys, but both are a close second to the local DC burger joint Z-Burger.
slayer199: "With no business training or college degree she was the only person left to keep the 60-year-old chain in the family - her only training was having worked on the weekends at a branch in Redding as a teenager."I'm surprised her parents didn't prep her more on how to run the business. Granted, she doesn't have to know all the ins and outs (pun intended) of running the business...so long as she hires good people to do it for her, but still...seems like that could be a bad deal over the long haul.
runescorpio: She got teased by her classmates? What was that like I wonder.Hahaha your family has money!
Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: According to Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?You haven't lived until you've pooped fapped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks
Tat'dGreaser: Married three times?Crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy
maggoo: Tat'dGreaser: Married three times?CrrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyyOr, maybe, men can also be gold diggers.
DoBeDoBeDo: She owns Five Guys?????
Tat'dGreaser: You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks
Sgt Otter: DoBeDoBeDo: She owns Five Guys?????Haha, I thought the same thing.The thing about In N Out, I have no idea how a place with such great burgers, makes the most godawful French fries that taste like moist cardboard.
give me doughnuts: Anything over a fortnight's worth is just ostentation.
Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: Isn't that called being homeless?No no no, pooping on a different street corner every day is homeless
Girion47: DjangoStonereaver: I put In-And-Out tied with Five Guys, but both are a close second to the local DC burger joint Z-Burger.Have you been to Ray's or Good Stuff yet? Best burger joints in the WORLD!!!
CeroX: Doesn't sound crazy, sounds like how i would act if i were a billionaire...
GoldDude: No Lebowksi threads yet... what the fark?
doczoidberg: Damnit. There are no In n Out Burgers here in Michigan.Pisses me off.
AverageAmericanGuy: She probably smells like grease and raw onions. *bleah*
Mega Steve: Kimpak: Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.Because she's the hero the fast food industry deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A burger knight.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Tumunga: God, you gotta love those self-made, industrialist billionaires./I hate richers.//phuqin' koont.You sound poor and bitter.
Subtle_Canary: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.so she inherited good business partners as well. The infrastructure and leadership to the run the business was probably in place before she was born. If she fell off the world tomorrow it would STILL be a successful business, they would just change the name on the check the 'owner' gets.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Married 3 times? Yeah, she sounds like a winner.And the only meal I've ever had at In-N-Out (here in Texas) sucked.
Kanemano: does she fark on first dates?does her dad she own a brewery?does she have great tits ?and will she show them to me?
WeenerGord: So what are these "animal style" fries of which FTA speaks?Just fried in lard, or what?
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