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(Daily Mail)   Athletes more sexually potent than couch potatoes, less likely to get obscure TV and film references   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, sperm quality, laziness, sports medicines, used good, sperm counts, British Journal of Sports Medicine, University of Sheffield  
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2013-02-05 01:03:06 AM  
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Couldn't it be that men with higher sperm counts just happen to be more active? Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Preposterous amounts of testosterone, perhaps? Preposterone?
2013-02-05 01:14:05 AM  
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I'm willing to bet most of them don't have Fark handles either....
2013-02-05 12:55:03 AM  
1 vote:
Sexy athlete thread?

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/aw yeah... young and virile
2013-02-05 12:49:44 AM  
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ordinarysteve: DeadGeek: So you're saying that if I'd decided against joining the curling team, I wouldn't have five kids?

It's impressive that you were on a curling team and still managed to have sex 5 times. I kid, but seriously, it's nice to know my apathy is actually a form of birth control.

Not just 5 times, but 5 times in 7 years. And it's about that time again, better break out the speedos and KY jelly.

/Look out ladies, I'm a wild man
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