Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.That's too light. Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.
mamoru: On the way there he was quoted as repeatedly mumbling "I can't believe it's not! I can't believe it's not!" to himself.
thebpem: [images.contactmusic.com image 300x301]Did you hear the news about Edward?
skinink: I wonder if his cell is toasty.
skinink: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.That's too light. Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.I wonder if his cell is toasty.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: skinink: I wonder if his cell is toasty.Who cares, he's just gonna loaf around all day...
tallguywithglasseson: Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.
Acharne: Even though his name was Bienvenido he still wasn't.
SpdrJay: If the children had been properly armed with grenade launchers they could could have dealt with him without facing personal risk.
fusillade762: Those damn 4-year-old pushers with their 3-year-old whores.
johne3819: Deputies said they caught up with the man, later identified as Bienvenido Cintron, 3434? Man this guy had a hard life
mamoru: These puns are the best thing since... since... err well, something pretty great, I'm sure. ;)
evaned: tallguywithglasseson: Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.I don't really want to be the one who says this, but... based on the article, I'm not sure on what basis they think they'll get an attempted kidnapping charge. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be just plain crazy as opposed to evil crazy..
squirrelflavoredyogurt: It's just too bad they didn't have guns, then they could have scored another point for all the people who insist that we need guns in order to be all heroic and shiat.
TV's Vinnie: Americans truly have become more stupid. Back in my day, a molester would try to come up with a convincing story like "Can you help me find my lost puppy?" or "I have candy in the van".Now, these stupid dumbsh*ts just stagger up without a word and try to snatch up the kids like he crawled out of some 3rd grade "Stranger Danger" classroom film.I tell you, these guys give child abductors such a bad name.
Fluorescent Testicle: squirrelflavoredyogurt: It's just too bad they didn't have guns, then they could have scored another point for all the people who insist that we need guns in order to be all heroic and shiat.Am I the only one who thinks that the people who post crap this in every Goddamn thread are just as annoying as the people who honestly believe it?
squirrelflavoredyogurt: [bawling butthurt]
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