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(WPTV)   I don't always drive drunk, but when I do, it's through a Walmart   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Timothy Carr, Wal-Mart, WFLA  
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4175 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2013 at 4:49 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-04 04:50:53 PM  
Same here!
2013-02-04 04:52:16 PM  
I can only go to Wal-Mart when I'm drunk.
2013-02-04 04:52:47 PM  
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2013-02-04 04:53:14 PM  
Too bad he wasn't driving a tank truck full of propane.
2013-02-04 04:55:44 PM  
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
2013-02-04 04:55:53 PM  
I prefer Tres Equis.

blatz514: I can only go to Wal-Mart when I'm drunk.

Also, this.
2013-02-04 04:56:15 PM  
I guess he won't be going to Canada anytime soon.
2013-02-04 04:57:32 PM  
The Dollar Store people are lucky he wanted to get all dressed up before he hit the bars (and then the doors, the carts, the registers, the endcaps, etc.)
2013-02-04 04:59:53 PM  
He's a cereal drunk driver.
2013-02-04 05:01:09 PM  
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!
2013-02-04 05:01:47 PM  
No back boobs?
2013-02-04 05:03:11 PM  
Did he get a dui for operating the motorized shopping cart?
2013-02-04 05:03:13 PM  
Is this really a crime?
2013-02-04 05:03:28 PM  
In other words, a homeless person decided he wanted three hots and a cot for a while and choose to do it in style.
2013-02-04 05:12:40 PM  
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Could it be?.....
2013-02-04 06:01:44 PM  
You want outta this parking lot?... O.K.
2013-02-04 06:11:27 PM  
Came here for Blues Brothers, leaving satisfied.

/with half a pack of cigarettes
2013-02-04 06:34:56 PM  
i am wearing sunglasses, so getting a kick, etc
2013-02-04 06:43:53 PM  

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One minute, 54 seconds.
2013-02-04 07:00:35 PM  
FTA; Officers said Timothy Carr was drunk and driving around the store on a motorized shopping cart.
That's like Hero stuff right there.
I would buy him a drink if he came into the bar after he gets out of jail.
2013-02-04 09:46:16 PM  
Wait, he got a Dewey on the motorized cart? That ain't right.
2013-02-04 10:55:14 PM  
the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
2013-02-04 11:12:46 PM  
Can anyone tell me when the new Olsmobiles are coming in this year? I heard they might be late.
2013-02-04 11:36:36 PM  
This is actually the second one from the store in three years. And yes it was on a motorized scooter.
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