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(Den of Geek (US))   The 13 worst lines in movies, ever   ( divider line
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2013-02-04 12:29:58 PM  
4 votes:
I really like "I aim to misbehave."
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM  
3 votes:
This criminal must be found. Otherwise, these acts will continue! -Rock 'n' Roll Wrestling Woman vs. the Aztec Ape, 1962

It has destroyed my garden. I'll never forgive that monster! -Godzilla vs. King Ghidora, 1991

You're only young once. And this could be that once! -Motorcycle Gang, 1957

The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead. -The Razor's Edge, 1946

When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about slime people. -The Slime People, 1962
2013-02-04 11:25:12 AM  
3 votes:
If these are the worst lines they can find, they're not watching enough movies.
2013-02-04 12:20:30 PM  
2 votes:
Fail:  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) "I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!"

She was looking hot when she said that and it made me want some turkey.

They just don't understand the code.... Full Size
2013-02-04 11:56:24 AM  
2 votes:
X-Men (2000) "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

Unph. Don't know how I managed to forget that one.
2013-02-04 03:17:53 PM  
1 vote:
What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.
2013-02-04 01:45:01 PM  
1 vote:

Aquapope: dragonchild: Aquapope: "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.

Nah, he said it like any petulant teenager, and that's fine. The problem was that the delivery hit so close to home that it emphasized how strained the concept of sci-fi pop culture is. Teenagers do not give a shiat about power converters.

I don't know.  Maybe those particular power converters would make his T-16 go "Wooo Wooo" when he flew through Begger's Canyon.  A space-teenager might give a shiat about that.

Exactly, I always assumed it would be the modern equivalent of a farmboy who spent his spare time building Japanese tuner cars saying. "But I was going into town to pick up my new carburetor."
2013-02-04 01:38:46 PM  
1 vote:
Gigli :

JLo wanted Ben Affleck to go down on her

JLo - It's Turkey Time
Ben - Huh?
JLo - Gobble Gobble!

/Glad to see the Naboo line make it on the list.
2013-02-04 01:29:49 PM  
1 vote:
Dirty Dancing (1986) "I carried a watermelon."

I don't think it should count if the character recognizes is was a stupid thing to say.
2013-02-04 01:21:00 PM  
1 vote:
"YIPPEEEEEEEE!" - Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars: The Phantom Menance
2013-02-04 01:10:33 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"

I gave that show a chance, mainly because of the things I'd like to do to Kat Dennings. But like Charmed, it's best left on mute.
2013-02-04 12:48:01 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

"I am an F-B-I agent!"

2013-02-04 12:26:33 PM  
1 vote:
Your blog sucks.
2013-02-04 12:23:55 PM  
1 vote:
I think the standard for "worse lines" needs to be that the line was said in a major motion picture and that the character was totally earnest in saying it.
2013-02-04 12:22:01 PM  
1 vote:
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

-Vin Diesel, The Fast and the Furious
2013-02-04 12:21:57 PM  
1 vote:
Every line Halle Berry delivered in every X-Men movie was terrible. She was a terrible choice for that character. The toad line would have worked if it were delivered like the off-hand quip that it is rather than ominously decreed like it was the wisdom of god.
2013-02-04 12:21:42 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-04 12:18:21 PM  
1 vote:
They should have limited that list to movies that people actually saw.  There are thousands of B movies that are absolute shiat.  They shouldn't count.  Only the well known, popular or money making movies should be on there.

And fark the author for saying Serenity sucked.
2013-02-04 12:15:48 PM  
1 vote:
Clearly, MST3K caliber movies have to be set aside for this list, otherwise there is no comparison. But still, I nominate:

"Welcome to Alaska!" - Stealth (2005)


"I thought Christmas only comes once a year" - The World is Not Enough (1999)

for consideration.
2013-02-04 12:13:02 PM  
1 vote:
If the vast majority of your list comes from the past 10 years, you are forbidden from using the phrases "ever" or "of all time."
2013-02-04 11:54:30 AM  
1 vote:

Mugato: And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.

Iron Man 2
2013-02-04 11:46:48 AM  
1 vote:
I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.

minoridiot: I expected more Die Hard.

What bad lines were in Die Hard? I suppose it was annoying that every cop besides McClane and Al were morons but I can't think of any specific bad dialog.

And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.
2013-02-04 11:45:20 AM  
1 vote:
A Cry in the Dark (1988) "A dingo ate my baby!"

Oh, come on. That's the best line in a movie ever.
2013-02-04 11:44:49 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.

Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.

I figured he was making a pass at Swayze.   Even the villain watched him do shirtless Tai Chi.
2013-02-04 11:30:11 AM  
1 vote:
For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"
2013-02-04 10:40:13 AM  
1 vote:
She's All That (1999) "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

I've never seen that movie, but that's actually kind of funny.

I'd have to nominate one from The Last Airbender (nearly unwatchable even with Rifftrax);

"We have to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs."

/and of course every line from Batman & Robin
2013-02-04 10:36:40 AM  
1 vote:
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
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